I think Hisae would be number one Cynthia 2 Bruce 3 David 4 and Jean Claude 5,what do u think?
2007-03-26 01:22:26 · 10 answers · asked by thfcsydney 6 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
lets see....
hsai and cynthia would have lesbian sex with each other. jcvd would try to rape david carradine and after hsai koed cynthia, she would be so disoriented she would mount bruce's corpse and not get off for years. Happy that she finally found a "man" that would deal with her horse like face.
She wouldn't even care that the only reason he would be hard is rigor mortis.
watanabe would proceed to her destined greatest moment: appearing on screen with the crew from jackass.
david carradine would run like a screaming chicken from jcvd until he came upon a bag lady who answers his cries for help.
The bag lady proceeds to beat the hell out of jcvd and in return david carradine marries her and they live happily ever after.
THE END.
EDIT: this was a test, you all failed miserably....
2007-03-26 04:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lets see. David carradine is an actor, not a martial artist so he's out. I have no idea who Hisae Watanabe is, Bruce lee - great martial artist, Cynthia Rothrock who first off is a girl and secondly has never and never would do full contact seeing how shes just an actor though decent with martial arts still.... and actress. Jean Claude Van Damme is a dancer and knows no form of martial arts.
I would put lots of money on bruce lee.
2007-03-26 01:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Must I repeat myself...
Toshishiro Obata, Royce Gracie, and Chuck Norris would join forces and kill the lot of them in a bloody hurricane of armbars, slashes, and roundhouse kicks.
Bruce Lee MIGHT survive to tell the tale
2007-03-26 04:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by R. Lee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Foolish question. Chuck Norris ALWAYS wins. Mr. Norris even wins fights where he isn't participating.
2007-03-26 04:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Arnold from "Happy Days"
2007-03-26 05:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by RichardFitzentite 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
are u kidding, bruce lee would destroy all of them...
2007-03-26 07:04:40 · answer #6 · answered by verse0099 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Van Damme!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 03:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Disco 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hands down, CHUCK NORRIS
2007-03-26 07:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by art c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have my money on morgan freeman.
2007-03-26 12:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Gagan B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't know
2007-03-26 01:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by Samuel N 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋