Really.
What would he do?
2007-03-26 01:17:15 · 10 answers · asked by Nihilist Templar 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
[ From the answers given so far, I'm guessing Jesus doesn't like donuts much....... unless it might be just that he prefers Krispy Kremes... ]
2007-03-26 01:24:13 · update #1
[ Theophilus is a god-lover. Everyone laugh at him! *Points and laughs* ]
2007-03-26 01:26:24 · update #2
[ Better to acknowledge a lie AS a lie than to follow it under the guise of truth, mr Theophilus. I am quite content living only for myself, as it grants me far more freedom than your absurd cult. ]
2007-03-27 02:27:46 · update #3
[ VJ. I'm 23, and currently sitting at my desk in an office building, not doing what I'm paid to do. Your judgement fail'd... moron. ]
2007-03-27 02:29:02 · update #4
Willingly lay his life down. That's his thing. You should see what he'd do for a Klondike Bar.
2007-03-26 01:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, your name tells me you have nothing to live for, maybe you need to think about Jesus and how He an change that.
Jesus is a Jew, and cannot eat anything that has leaven in it. That is why they eat Matza bread.
He would not do anything for a donut of any kind.
He would throw them out of his house if he found any there.
Theophilus means friend of God. Better to be a friend of God than to have no reason to live.
grace2u
2007-03-26 08:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Theophilus is a god-lover. Everyone laugh at him! *Points and laughs* ]"
well so am i and millions of other people, i love god, and it is not right to make fun of someone for sticking up for Jesus.
2007-03-26 08:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Multiply the last one so there would be enough for every body :)
2007-03-26 08:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WWJD
We Want Jammy Dodgers
Doesn't that just say it all.
2007-03-26 08:51:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much, they don't make the best donuts
2007-03-26 08:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mabe punch a few
2007-03-26 08:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd renounce his divinity!
2007-03-26 08:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He'd do what everyone else does.
He'd buy it.
2007-03-26 08:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. He is dead.
2007-03-26 08:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋