"This is a first for me", I wanted to add a little humor to this site.. :)
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth to check it out.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95 % are misbehaving and only 5 % are not."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5 % who were being good, because He wanted to encourage them....give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said? ............
With Love..In Christ.. :)
The First Right Answer gets the 10 points.. :)
2007-03-26 00:42:38 · 15 answers · asked by EyeLovesJesus 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh! You didn't get one either!
2007-03-26 00:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by chekeir 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only good people must have internet access? And God's mail server wouldn't allow him to send so many messages to the 95% bad people who really needed it? How about the misguided belief there are only 5% nice people in the world, rather vindictive to cast off most of humanity isn't it?
I'd revoke his emailing privileges.
2007-03-26 07:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by jleslie4585 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I know, but I can't tell you, it's supposed to be a secret ... at least, that's what the email said :)
hehehee
2007-03-26 07:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want Bad Liberal to share what it said lol
2007-03-26 10:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see you didn't get one either lol. One of my favorite jokes.
2007-03-26 07:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lover of God 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first off.....HEY! Sorry i havent been answering msg's lately, wanted to say, luv You! ^7^
hmmmm? what would HE say?
"I love you, but! you better start evangelising>?"
idk? lol. interested to find out though!
God Bless you woman!
^7^
2007-03-26 07:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well you'll be as astonished as I was, but I DID get that e-mail...
2007-03-26 08:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohh no, I did not get that e-mail...well, I am not surprised really ; )
2007-03-26 07:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know, and let's just say it has nothing to do with anyone named jesus;-)
2007-03-26 09:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes I do, don't you?
2007-03-26 07:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋