Q. What are the 3 types of men?
A. The handsome, the caring, and the majority!
Q. What's the downside of a 3-some?
A. He disappoints 2 women instead of 1.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.Q: What do you call a woman without an a**hole?
A: Single!!!
Q. How is an ex-boyfriend/husband like an inflamed appendix?
A. It caused you a lot of pain and after it was removed, you found out you didn't need it anyway.
Q. What is the thinnest book in the world?
A. "What Men know about Women."
Q. Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A. A CLEVER woman wouldn't become a wife!
Q. Why did the woman wear black to bed?
A. To mourn the dead pr**k beside her.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always".
Q. Who fakes most during s*x?
A. Men (Sure, a woman can fake an org**m. But only men can fake entire relationships).
2007-03-26 00:41:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats up out there no one like these
2007-03-26 01:11:52 · update #1
Usual standard babe.
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-03-26 08:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 8/10
2007-03-26 15:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he! he! well they don't have a gsoh if they don't find it funny eh well i did. another good one. another medal 4 u , just remember not everyone has the same sense of humour which is a shame cos it would be easier to make ppl laugh.
2007-03-26 09:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! True and funny! Good ones!
2007-03-26 09:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..they were funnie....(fyi..three other types of men are Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong, and Mr. Married).....
2007-03-26 15:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by chillie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on form again tink, very funny.
2007-03-26 16:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved them i think the girls at work should see them.
2007-03-26 09:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋