A blonde was out on her daily walk and as she passed a field near her house she noticed another blonde sitting in the middle of a field in a boat with a paddle in her hand...
The 1st blonde yelled out: "Why are you sitting in the middle of a field in a boat?"
The 2nd blonde called back: "I figured since it rained last night this would be a quicker way to get around."
The 1st blonde shook her head in amazement and yelled back: "Ya know - it is blondes like YOU that give us a bad name in the first place... and if I could swim I would come out there and kick your a*s!!!"
2007-03-26 00:38:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A plane is on its was to Melbourne as a blonde stands up in the economy class and sits down farther up in the business class.
The hostess who was watching her finally asks her for her air ticket. She then explains to the blonde that she has only paid for a "second class" ticket and that she must go back where she first sat.
Hereupon the blonde answers: "I'm blonde, I'm cute, I'm flying to Melbourne and I stay where I am."
The hostess goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is some dumb blonde in the business class who actually belongs into the economy class but doesn't want to go back there.
The co-pilot then raises and goes to see the blonde to explain her that she has to sit in the economy class because that's what she paid for in the first place.
Hereupon the blonde answers: "I'm blonde, I'm cute, I'm flying to Melbourne and I stay where I am."
Storming off, he reports back to the pilot that it's useless and that he should inform the police so they wait for the blonde at the airport and arrest her after the landing.
But the pilot says: "She is blonde? I'll take this over! My wife is blonde. I talk blonde"
He goes out to the blonde and whispers something into her ear.
She: "Oh, I'm really sorry! I didn't know that!", stands up and goes back to her seat in the economy class section.
Both the hostess and the co-pilot are really impressed and ask the pilot what he told the blonde so she went back to her seat without further comment.
The pilot: "I told her that the business class wasn't heading for Melbourne."
2007-03-27 00:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully there is a hole in the boat and the other blond can't swim either. It rains and they both drown trying protect their hair from turning green!
2007-03-26 07:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by dopey042276 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-26 09:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-03-26 08:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
never heard that one before.
this one's getting forwarded!
2007-03-26 07:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah i ve heard of it..ol' one though..but makes me chuckle everytime i hear it..!!LOL!!
2007-03-26 07:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Classic! LOL.
2007-03-26 08:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute
2007-03-26 07:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
very funny actually
2007-03-26 07:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by J 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh please, not again. Take it away and bury this, once and for all
2007-03-26 07:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋