The homeowner was delighted with the job the painter had done on his house
"You did such a great job," he said as he handed the man a check, "There's an extra $80 in there to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."
Later that night, the doorbell rang. The homeowner went to the door and found the painter standing on the porch.
"What's the matter," he asked the man. "Did you forget something?"
"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.
Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved his life.
As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services.
"Just name the fee," he croaked gratefully.
"Okay," replied the doctor. "How about half of what you'd have offered when the bone was in???
2007-03-26 00:25:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
come on be honest i can take it
2007-03-26 00:31:39 · update #1
sorry sweetie you right not your best. but least you tried and who can forget how many times you've already made us laugh or smile already i wont forget. x ;) by the way how old r u? (im curious)
2007-03-26 02:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree. Not the best but still okay. 8/10.
2007-03-26 02:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear!
Sorry, but they were pretty bad!
I'm sure you can do much better if you put your mind to it!!
Go on, give it a go!!
2007-03-26 00:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was good, but the second was a bit so so
2007-03-26 07:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by Amber C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I liked them! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-26 01:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile
2007-03-26 00:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Silvi♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
bet you got some more that will make us laugh our socks off though.
2007-03-26 00:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by curiouskel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smokin` !
2007-03-26 00:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
false
2007-03-26 00:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by aint got a scooby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Not your best.
2007-03-26 00:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋