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plz excuse the language, but now days, everyone needs a laugh.. and that includes you too..!!

Mathematics…
you've always asked your teacher in high school, "Why the hell are we doing this, Miss? It's not like we're going to use it!" ~ wrong.

from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

what makes 100%? what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? we have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

and,

2007-03-25 23:06:55 · 11 answers · asked by flee1906 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit that will put you over the top

dont u just luv it!

luv, me.

peace out.. :) ♥

2007-03-25 23:07:16 · update #1

note: this is not a qi. just a little somin to raise ur spirits...

luv, me.

peace out.. :) ♥

2007-03-25 23:10:32 · update #2

11 answers

lol amazing , i like that way of thinking cool

2007-03-25 23:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 1 0

P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N
16+5+18+6+5+3+20+9+15+14=111%

2007-03-26 06:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Stella Devi 2 · 2 0

xylophone = 24+25 + 12 + 15 + 16 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 5 = 134%

so being musical is best

2007-03-26 06:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hilar

2007-03-26 06:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 2 0

I allways luv you . Io sempre le amo .

2007-03-26 08:49:10 · answer #5 · answered by behkar 2 · 1 0

and u know
even discipline will give u 100%

2007-03-26 10:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 1 0

I needed the 'peace' part!
My head is spinning.

2007-03-26 06:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 1 0

Loved it! Works out amazing....

2007-03-26 06:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thank you for that! I thought that was pretty cool!

2007-03-26 10:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by Foxy Roxy 2 · 1 0

sorry, my brain is way too tired to read all that right now :)

2007-03-26 06:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 · 0 1

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