Who would host it? What would the qualifications be for contestants to enter? Give me some humorous answers for some glorious points!!
2007-03-25 22:33:52 · 13 answers · asked by enbsayshello 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
America has a bad side??? hhaha
I'd think bob saget would host it. There are few dirtier men than him and coupled with the fact of full house makes it soo much better.
Qualifications = atlest 4 children before the age of 21...with 2 being out ofwedlock and all 4 (unles twins) from different men.
They have to be familiar with the phrase sex for drugs.
Have to have gone to rehab atleast twice.
Jail should be their second address.
Blood tests would have to be done to test for Sexually transmitted diseases and deteriating liver to do drug abuse.
Even though they are most likely addicted to coke, they shoudl still be overweight.
They have to submit pictures of themselves modeling different clothing, all of which are tank tops / wife beaters with different cig holes.
THats all ic an think of for now.
2007-03-25 22:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by My name is not bruce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would not be a contest because Ms. Britney Spears already holds the title for Ms. Trailer Trash and probably will for a long time to come.
2007-03-26 05:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can start this contest yourself. You will get good sponsors. You can float the rules of Ms. America.
2007-03-26 05:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The host would be britney Spears or one of her little friends. . . qualifications. . . have to have a reallllllly bad dye job, 3 kids (all of which have to come to the contest b/c can't find a babysitter), smoking pall malls, wearing daisy duke short, a tube top(2 sizes 2 small) and heels.
2007-03-26 05:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by ricksgrl2005 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Interesting thought .I don't read the columns, but the host should be those badly dressed celebrities.
Escapism is what the World runs after. There may not be an audience.
2007-03-26 05:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if there was ever a MR.trailer trash America contest,Kevin Federline would win hands down!
2007-03-26 05:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....way tooooooooo many entrants for Ms. TTA
hehe
think Lindsay'd have to be the perfect host.....
2007-03-26 05:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by ☆Angel☆© 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do have one, it's called a "wet T-shirt" contest. haha
Don't hate me because I'm honest. :-)
2007-03-26 05:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♠Room for One♠ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
donald trump
2007-03-26 08:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tara would have won that one too :)
2007-03-26 05:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋