2007-03-25 21:35:53 · 18 answers · asked by Mr Happy 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
I'v never been visited !!
2007-03-25 21:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The clever and witty???
No, for some reason aliens only ever visit pick-up truck drivers in the mid-west, or so I've been led to believe.
Whatever, it seems to be Americans they're always after, and the terms clever and witty would hardly describe any of them.
2007-03-27 00:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was the other way round. Aliens always converging on the poor hapless inbred farmer and his cows, or the one person who can never be relied upon to tell the truth and can't tell the difference between UFOs and flying dinner plates. They always appear to people who have very bad camcorder skills; nervous ticks or suffer from the bends. They also commune with the kind of folk who don't speak much and spend most of their time watching the X-Files or the 4400.
I think I come under one of these categories. But as yet I have had no sighting of strange green men with strange dead eyes and strange long fingers. Unless you mean my damn postman.
2007-03-25 21:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to answer this right from the horses mouth.
I stay away from the dumb ones as they call me a UFO and tell every one that I'm a pervert.
I may look up the odd girls dress,but I don't even possess an anal probe.
I like a good joke.
I also like to discuss diabolical materialism,that is why I do What I do. So there!
2007-03-26 02:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To think of we are the only 'clever' life (questionable) in this huge Universe is complete conceitedness. It is going to teach how small minded we are. (not you) So, to answer your question specific they are available. i don't understand approximately Roswell. If it did ensue i'm specific that the government will suppress it. they'd desire to. thank you for a great question
2016-11-23 16:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by sun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they are the most interesting.
After all, scientist and political leaders are kind of boring, so why would you want to visit them when you can travel down a lonely country road and meet the cream de la cream. . .
2007-03-26 01:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have they visited you? Probably because they know that us clever people would have a better understanding of who they are. I think they might gain more knowledge of earth through the higher educated humans. But I am even more highly educated than them to understand that ALIENS DONT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 21:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by The Desert Bird 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hah! That's a good one! You think those people are "clever" and "witty"??? Whew, that was good for a belly laugh!
2007-03-25 21:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by CurazyJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more to the point why do people always protray aliens as more advanced than us?? hmm hmm whos to say if they did exist the human race is the greater lifeform?? o wait hang on.... nah forget i said that - monday morning madness! lol
2007-03-25 21:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by dollymixture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Besides the the most obvious answers, why would someone travel light years and then want to talk to someone stupid and uninformed? That's what they told me anyway,lol.
2007-03-25 21:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, because they generally only visit American red necks.
2007-03-25 21:38:46 · answer #11 · answered by gav 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋