jackhammer
Oprah
Walmart
eggplant
2007-03-25 20:08:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was on my way to Wal-mart to buy eggplant, when I saw Oprah yelling at a big harry guy with a loud jackhammer.
2007-03-25 20:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a new Walmart being built in my town and as a promotion, Oprah was there for the ground breaking ceremony, but, instead of a hammer, she used a Jackhammer which gave everyone so many laughs that the produce distributor handed out free eggplants all around !
2007-03-26 03:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In the exciting horse race, Going to WalMart was open all day, Eggplant Stew was left behind, Jackhammer moved quickly up the middle, and I'm Dating Oprah finished in the money.
2007-03-26 03:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oprah was so desperate for some eggplant, but the Walmart she went to was closed. It took her entourage nearly an hour to pry open the security doors with the help of a jackhammer.
But she did get her eggplant that evening and was overheard saying "It was the best she ever had!"
Oops I guess that was a paragraph - (stupid)
OK
Oprah's entourage used a jackhammer to break through the Walmart security door, which then gave them access to the
eggplant she wanted so badly.
2007-03-26 03:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by susie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oprah used a jackhammer on an eggplant to protest Wal-Mart paying modest wages.
2007-03-26 03:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by The Instant Classic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought a jackhammer and an eggplant at Walmart from a chick who looked like Oprah.
2007-03-26 03:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oprah went to wallmart to buy and eggplant and a jackhammer.
Walmart hired Oprah to clean the eggplants and the jackhammers.
An eggplant that looked like a jackhammer was at wallmart thinking of Oprah...
i could come up with more but i have to go..sry! hope this helps!
2007-03-26 03:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by +peace*grenade+® 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I saw Oprah at Walmart using a jackhammer on an eggplant.
2007-03-26 03:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by uknowme 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The jackhammer hit Oprah while going into Walmart to buy eggplant seeds.
2007-03-26 03:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oprah bought an eggplant and a jackhammer from Walmart.
2007-03-26 03:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Pleasehelp:( 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋