Oral Pregnancy :????

Question

So... okay last month i was like having oral relations with my neighbor, he cumed in my mouth. I have a horrible gag reflex and started to chokes... and im pretty sure i got it all out, or so i thought.. but lately, i feel like my throat has pressure, and hurts... like i choking on swallow of fries... very thick. Could i possibly be pregnant and baby growing inside ??? i took 8 pregnancy tests and all come out with not baby line. ??? yet i can feel something in there. :(

i just turned 19 years old last Saturday. :)

I guess i should have mention i did it more than one time that day... is it possible with alot of sperm... ? How would i get baby out of throat when borned.

Answer 1

you are a total idiot, you cant get pregnant through your mouth, you need to go to a doctor because he likely had an std and now you have a case of thrush or something. 8 pregnancy tests??? good lord what a waste.

Answer 2

YES!!

You could possibly have a baby growing in your throat that is causing this pressure.

The best thing to do to get rid of it is -

1. on the next full moon find an oak tree and walk around it backwards three times.

2. gargle some castor oil the day before, and watch old re-runs of Xena: Warrior Princess for two days afterwards - make sure you are cross legged and pain a yellow star on your forhead.

This should allow the baby to slip back out of your throat.

Now dont ever let him *** in there again!!
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Answer 3

First of all, you do not get pregnant by swallowing sperm, second, if you have a lump in your throat its more that likely that when you choked you ruptured something in your esophagus. Gargle with some warm salt water for a few days and you will be fine. I do not know who told you that there was a possibility that you could get pregnant that way, but they were lying.

Answer 4

If you feel pain in your throat, the man is very big and has hurt your throat and you are probably pregnant so you should talk to your boyfriend and go to the doctor.

I heard if you have oral twice you get abortion. Try again and baby go. Also try strong mouthwash yes yes.

Answer 5

Oh come on are you really that stupid???? At 19 you should know better than to think you can get pregnant from swallowing sperm! As far as the weird stuff happening...hmm what about an STD?

Answer 6

First of all wht r u doin having oral sex wit ur neighbor?? U should be doin that wit sumone ur wit like a boyfriend and I cant believe u even have the nerve to ask this question, u seriously need help,even my 6 and 7 yr. old cousins kno where babies come from!!

Answer 7

I cannot believe at age 19 noone has given you proper sex education. It is not possible to get pregnant from oral sexObviously you have a computer so why don't you research sex education and find oout the correct information regarding sex, std's, and pregnancy BEFORE you have any kind opf sex again!

Answer 8

There is absolutely no way you could be pregnant from oral sex! If you are not old enough to know that you shouldn't be messing around with boys!

Answer 9

last time i checked women never had eggs in there throat nor did i ever have a period in my mouth so NO and if you think that your pregnant in your throat you need some help

Answer 10

Nope no way...You can't a baby unless he comes inside of your, if you know what I mean, *** can make your throat hurt too....The egg has to be fertilized