I was going into work one day, and this guy made the letter H with sticks in the snow. His son (about 4 or 5) was standing on the side of it, so to him, it looked like the letter I. Well, the Dad said, "Look, I made the letter H"... the kid said, "No Dad. You made the letter I! You're stupid. That's probably why we don't have any money" What's your best kid story?
2007-03-25 18:36:24 · 20 answers · asked by munkees81 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When my cousin was younger and she was at one of my uncle's wedding while she was standing with my aunt in the greeting line to give congrats to my uncle she blurted out..."I've been to 3 weddings & they've ALL been yours!"
2007-03-25 18:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Rrrr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to stop my son from eating lots of toffees.I used to tell him that worms like toffees, if you chew too many toffees then there would be many worms in your intestine.
After one minute he said `mom I have an idea, why don't you put some toffees in the comode, so that when I'll sit for potty all the worms will come out automatically smelling the toffees and then fell down in the comode.
2007-03-26 07:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by ud 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son was 7 he wanted to dress up as a solider for Halloween. We went to Goodwill to look for a custome. He was a little ways down the aisle from me and yelled, "Look mom, I found camouflagation pants." A few ladies smiled. It was cute. His 12 now and once in a while I bring it up and he gets embarrassed.
2007-03-25 18:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True story...
When I attended college, a bunch of friends of mine roomed in a house across the street from a local family. One morning, I had to rush out to make an early class and didn't have the time to shower, shave, and dress appropriately. After class I, looking rather like a slob, was cutting through the neighbor's yard on the way home when approached by one of their young boys. He said, "HALT! In order to cut through my yard, you have to pay 50 cents toll." I knew I didn't have to, especially since the parents were cool with it, but, I figured I'd make his day and give him the money.
I went in my house and cleaned myself up and threw on some nicer clothes. I felt like a new man, and obviously looked like a new man, as well. When I grabbed my stuff to head for my early afternoon class, the same boy was outside. He said, laughingly, "Some idiot in your house just paid me 50 cents just to cut through my yard!"
2007-03-25 18:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by madrom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny now that I look back on it, but at the time, I was only 15 years old and I was absolutely mortified. A friend and I took these two little girls, about 5 or 6 years old into the city to see a movie. We caught the train into town. Walking through the train station a tampon fell out of my purse and rolled across the platform. I was embarassed, and I kept on walking. The little girl whose hand I had, pulled it away and ran and picked up the tampon, and handed it to me saying, "Here, you dropped this." I thanked her and went to grab it and put it back in my purse, but holding it high, and at the top of her voice, she said...."My mommy has these, she puts them in her vagina." Oh ground open up and swallow me.
2007-03-25 18:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren J 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I didn't hear this one personally, but rather was told about it. My sister was going with our aunt, our aunt's friend, and her friend's son, to Niagara Falls, for a vacation. On the way through customs, the guard asks the kid some questions. Among them, "Where is your dad?" Now, his father is a veteranarian, and was performing medical procedures on cows, at the time. How does he respond, when he is asked, "Where is your dad?" ... "Doing cows."
2007-03-25 18:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by Master Maverick 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
no longer the first time am I reading this manner of stuff... that is the obsession and could be you're an introvert, and likes to imagine... it really is what I propose... "take this obsession as motivation.."
2016-12-02 20:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was with my friend at Walmart. I had both my kids with me, she had her 4 yr old. He stood up and was adjusting himself and there was a bunch of old ladies around. My friend told her son to stop or go to the bathroom and do it and he in his innocence shouted "But mom! My wee-wee's sticking up!"
I never saw someone's face turn such a pretty shade of red!
2007-03-25 18:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Koozie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends is a cosmetologist and she cuts my hair at her house. Her little boy, who is 4, says, "Momma, where did all that hair come from?" She said,"It's Nessa's'!" He turns around and looks at me straight in the face and says, "Nessa, you sure are hairy." I about busted a gut from laughing so hard!! He is just too cute!!
2007-03-25 19:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by Vanes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's kind of funny. When I was eight months pregnant with my first daughter, I was taking a bath with my three year neice, and she said aunt Shannon, you look like a big fat wallrus.
2007-03-25 18:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by SW 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋