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No. Anything to get her off of my bed is okay in my books. Don Johnson sat naked in my living room for three days and she didn't budge an inch. That reminds me, I need to call Stanley Steamer. Anyway, she just stayed piled up there with a bunch of pillows eating double stuffed bon bons like the queen of skid row. I might even let her use my Ronco flame thrower if she promises to stay gone.

2007-03-25 20:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ok, here is the plan, Circlometry, listen carefully… Are you listening?
First, I would join her and convince her that I’m on her side by exposing to her my secret plan for not just waging a war but we can actually rule the whole world! (Of course, I’m joking here. I don’t wanna rule the world.) Then, ‘cause of our brilliant tactics, we’d definitely win the war! So, I’d suggest for her to let me rule over the western and she can have the whole eastern hemisphere for herself (I’m guessing she will accept.) Now, I need to build a super undefeatable army out of your friends and pets… you know, koalas, raccoons, squirrels, polar bears, owls… (Who else would want to fight by my side?) After that, I’ll wage a surprising war at midnight against her, and with no doubt in mind and my trust in those courageous soldiers beside me, I’ll finally rule the world, no I mean, liberate us from her wickedness and live again in peace.

2007-03-26 03:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0 0

Nawww,
she's the Love Goddess silly !
http://www.judytenuta.com/index2.html

2007-03-26 01:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I knew who she was I would hit her over the head with my toaster oven. It has a nuclear component.

2007-03-26 03:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes.

2007-03-26 02:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, but if she brings the accordion, it's every man for himself.

2007-03-26 01:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0 0

I'd probably just laugh myself silly at her antics.

2007-03-26 01:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0 0

I would be careful of that accordion. It is her secret weapon and source of power

2007-03-26 01:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

No, I would send her a gun! purchased off of ebay!

2007-03-26 01:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So you are watching Space Ghost too are you?

2007-03-26 01:36:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jayson Kane 7 · 0 1

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