I've been afraid to ask my friends about it.
2007-03-25 18:33:26 · 26 answers · asked by jimstanleydavis 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
You just need to do a better job of wiping after you've had a bowel movement. Keep some baby wipes nearby and use those with the tissue.
2007-03-25 18:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by kayjay 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
No dude. Who does your laundry? You should offer to help.
Self taught toilet user aye? Some tips.. don't be in such a hurry in the bathroom cause the job has to be done properly, dude. Too late now I suppose your auto-reflex response for your wiping action is all out of whack now from years of innappropriate application.
Your only hope now is to use baby wipes like the chick above said. You are oign to have to keep some in your pocket. I feel really sorry for you but that is all can be done at this late stage.
good luck stinky. (They do still call you stinky don't they?)
2007-03-25 19:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stupid answers, too much fatty foods can affect your body, especially is it contains "Olestra oil" which causes anal leakage. It has nothing to do with how well you wipe but actually happens before, right? It just happens so forget the feeling of "this only happens to kids" feeling. Cuz It happened to me a 30 year old guy.
2007-03-25 22:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by zuegma1977 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That brown stripe is called a **** stain. And I suggest you never mention this problem to anyone.
2007-04-02 05:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by 3boys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't clean yourself properly after you've been to the bathroom then you end up with brown stripes. Don't be afraid to tell your friends about it. I'm sure they would welcome the opportunity to inspect your underwear for themselves.
2007-03-26 10:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have read most of these answers and find only one to be straight enough to be true i myself would stop wearing boxer shorts and strat to wear breifs because they will sit over your backside and not in between so this will alloy more time to dry up the gases that escape so you should get less marks
2007-04-01 09:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless u r 2 years old or a zebra u should have "brown stains"....otherwise, learn how 2 wash/clean/wipe/scrub/floss/ ur dirty butt...lol.
2007-03-25 20:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Gambit-Xeneise 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's only normal if your penis is getting ready to fall off, ask your dr. If he says you're ok, try wearing a maxi pad.
2007-04-01 04:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by nursegrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't let anyone lie to you it happens to us all once in a while but not very often, get some huggies clean team wipes, they seem to work for my little girl
2007-04-02 01:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by Krystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasnt sure about the question but loved some of the answers. i agree with most of em......learn to clean your *** properly or just dont go out in public.....EVER
2007-04-02 18:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by needhelp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋