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The contractor came over to my house with the landlord because the landlord planned on putting in central heating into the main house and the house i rent.
THey are walking around while i am sitting at the computer.
They go into the bathroom and i realize that there is a big dildo on the bathroom counter.
Thank the powers that be that i was not actually in the bathroom with them!
2007-03-25 18:27:11
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answered by Anonymous
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What do you do when a little kid has a booboo or ouchie that stings? You blow on it right?
My son was 2 1/2 and had a horrible heat/diaper rash. He was not fully potty trained yet and went peepee in his pants. In the middle of the grocery store he stood up in the cart and started hollering "Mommy, blow me...Mommy blow me!" all while pointing to his crotch. I could have died. I picked him up and ran from the store.
He is now 16 and still gets a kick out of embarrassing me...by telling that story....LMAO
2007-03-26 01:36:04
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answered by Medusa 5
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It happened 2 years ago. Then I used to go to school by auto.
When I returned home the autowala asked me for his payment. I asked him to wait and went inside to verify my mother about the fare over phone. Instead of phoning up to my mother, in a concentration lapse I phoned up to the autowala's cellphone.
The conversation goes on like this:
me : " Hello, ma! what's the autofare. He is standing at the door, asking for money like a pest. "
he : " Whaaat? who are u " ( confused )
Hearing his voice I understood my fault and I was flabbergasted.
I approached him with difficulty and gave the money.
He was totally confused. ( He might have understood my foolishness afterwards and would have got angry )
Thereafter I vowed first to verify the phone number while talking over phone and I never faced the man again!
2007-03-27 15:17:27
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answered by $ri 3
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When I was around 14 on new years I was at this party and I was dancing and ripped my khaki pants right down the middle. I was wearing a thong and my whole butt was exposed. I had my mom bring me new khakis only to find that i had gotten my period (it was one of the first times) and had to wear a sweater around my waist the whole night to hide the stain. Ugh i hate to even think of it now!
2007-03-26 01:49:46
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answered by celesto_moon 2
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I hit a bus que on a moped and most of them over. I got punched by a few onlookers, ended up in court and also named and shamed by a local newspaper for my stupidity. I wasn't drunk though, just a brief lapse of concentration.
2007-03-26 02:49:30
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answered by Ether Man 2
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it happened two days back...
i was standing in a Que for getting train tickets ..one of the child beggar came to me and constantly asked for money..i took pity over him and gave him i re. later on from the same beggar's group another girl came and started to ask for clothes and money..(in mumbai there are groups of beggars.these beggars collect what they earned for a day and give to their head..they use their children for begging,i know that they purposely send their children to people) i thought when i have given money to a single one then why to give again coz (if you are in mumbai don't give money to a single beggar otherwise you have to face my situation)..so i ignored her she started touching me..she pulled my hand..i got so embarrassed that i pushed her and asked her to go..still she repeated the same act..here our parents do so much hard work to earn and these bloody beggars send their children to do begging..anything it may be ..i got so embarrassed coz everyone there was looking at me...
2007-03-26 16:07:33
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answered by Daffny 3
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Embarrassing moment, hmm..
Forgot what i am supposed to present....
2007-03-26 01:25:11
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answered by Anonymous
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