Whats the best way to milk as much out of welfare as possible.?

Question

Yo guys i'm 36 with 6 kids, and i dont have a job as i dont really wanna find one. how can i get the most out of welfare. i also got 3 dui's in my record so even if i tried getting a job i dont thinmk it will work. jhave a nice day

Answer 1

I'm sure that this is a set up question. Its too obvious and way too easy.

By they way the syntax of your "question" indicates you are a male.

Answer 2

Yeah, this has seriously got to be a joke. If this were for real, then I would say that you are truly a sad individual that needs help that can't be found here. Anyone who has taken on the responsibility to care for 6 children but doesn't want to find a job is just really in need of a wake up call.

Answer 3

Get you an illegal Spanish woman , and let her claim to be the mom , you will get more welfare , medical , and she can even go to Bank of America , with no social security card , and get a credit card for the two of you to buy stuff , It works , and it is going to get even better ,just wait until Hillary or Obama get the White House .. then you may be able to get paid vacations through the welfare system , just argue the fact broke people like to go to the beach too ,everyone else gets to go why discriminate against the welfare recipients , by not allowing them vacations , they will cave in a do it , I have friends that are in the Hotel business , I will get them to bribe ..I mean lobby to get tax dollars to finance vacations , they can include it in the free national health care bill , or if we get the national health care passed just get your doctor to prescribe you more money ,and a beach trip , for your mental well being ....Good Luck , if I come up with anything else I holla....

Answer 4

You are a sorry excuse for a human being. What is wrong with you? Did your momma raise you with your head in the pickle jar? This is what is wrong with the country and why illegals want to come here. I am so ashamed for you. I have worked long and hard all my life and now I have to be on disablility. I worked all that overtime so you could lay around and you won't pay me back now?

Answer 5

Yo PP, don’t let the killjoys cramp it for you. If people are stupid enough (or guilt tripped enough) to finance welfare then use it to the max man. Better the money go to you who is honest about his intentions than to some farmer who kids himself he is a salt of the earth type guy and then puts his hand out and asks for government money to NOT grow crops.
Sit back, enjoy your kids and your beer and remember: There’s always some idiot social worker who believe any bleeding heart, disadvantaged, hard up story you spin her and eager and willing to find some way for you to receive more grants.

Answer 6

I think you should jump off a bridge...do the world a favor....now that's scary a dude like you reproducing....maybe there's some hope for those kids...but then again what kinda woman would want to reproduce with you.

Get off your fat $%# and just play in traffic...

Answer 7

The Dems and libs have it down to a science let them answer

Answer 8

This isn't a real question , but if you really have kids you should get them into foster care and get yourself into counseling and have your tubes tied.

Answer 9

man you are just asking to piss people off. Why would you want us to tell you how to "milk" money out of us? Come on man, this can't be a serious question.

Answer 10

I'm sure the Democrats on here can help ya out.