What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?

Question

... this should be interesting..lol

Answer 1

this woman went in to the public restroom with a cucumber made loud noises and came out with it peeled! never seen a knife in her hand!

Answer 2

When I was a young tough guy,I had to do a little bid in the swing(sing sing).I seen soo much weird stuff there.One time when I was in the yard and it began to rain real hard,I seen this head case take his clothes off and pick a piece of soap off the floor by an outdoor sink and he started bathing right there in the rain with the old soap he found on the floor!What could anyone do ,besides laugh,the guards & prisoners see this guy is batty.Just another day in the clink!
Another thing was when I seen some dude take his last breath just a couple feet away from me.
And also it was very weird ,in a sureal way,when I watched the Towers colapse from my old apt. in SI.

Answer 3

I gotta do some distinguishing here...I've seen weird stuff in porn and movies and such, but let's make it real...the porn and movie stuff although might really have happened..99% of it was staged to some degree, maybe 100% depending on how you define staging.. Make it weird stuff you have seen in real life..which some people told of.
Using that criteria of realness...Guess I gotta say when I was a Young musician (drummer) practicing in my parents basement..For about a week a little mouse would come and park himself by my drums and watch me practice for hours...This happened every day for close to a week and then I never saw him no more..I was transfixed by the event so I didn't want to change any hting from what ever it was that drew him there. Maybe he was trying to communicate with me?I was very saddened when he stopped coming.. I got the feeling he died...Later in life I learned a song on the Marimba called senior Mouse by Chick Corea..It very much reminded me of my little mouse in the house when I was coming up.

Answer 4

It was the morning after at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. A transvestite dressed like Marilyn Monroe (wig, high-heels, the skirt etc) obviously spaced out of his head walking down the street. Some lads called out, Marilyn! The travestite flattered started doing all the MM poses, pouting lips, the wiggle, the walk....wig lopsided, lipstick smudged, mascara running, clothes urine drenched and creased....it was so surreal because the poses were so MM!

Answer 5

Funny lights in the sky. Some moved in ways we simply cannot mimick - by human technology. Check out Dan Ayckyd Unplugged on UFO'

Answer 6

i saw two twin midgets (about 3 feet tall females) coming out of a movie theatre. they both got in the drivers side door of a car. apparently one works the pedals and the other steers.

im just wondering which one would get the ticket if they got pulled over for speeding?

Answer 7

Hold on to your stomach!!!

I saw two drunk guys spitting a loogee/hocker back and forth to eachother. One would catch it and the other would spit it back - absolutely the weirdest,grossest thing I've ever seen. I wanted to barf!

Answer 8

this is gross,

I was surfing the Net and ran accross people who like to self-mutilate for fun.

There was this picture of a guy who split his penis in half along with his commentary, in which, he actually asked himself if he was crazy for doing this. Apparently his answer was no because he proceeded and now has 2 thin penises.

I doubt they function, I don't even want to know.

Answer 9

I saw a bull elk tearing apart a stand of willows. Scary powerful.

Answer 10

At the museum of science and industry in Chicago they have cross-sectional slices of real people mounted between panes of glass.

Not pictures. Real slices of people.