Have you ever hurt yourself in a stupid way?

Question

I really had to go through the bathroom onetime and in the hurry to get my pants down i hit my head on the toilet paper dispenser. I had black eye and swelling around it, i was to embarrased to tell everybody what happened and lied and told everybody got into a fight.

Answer 1

When I was about 7 or 8, I stuck my tongue to a frozen metal pole. I don't recall exactly why I would have done a stupid thing.

The only way I could see out of the situation was to rip my tongue away from the pole. Food didn't taste right for about 2 weeks after that

Answer 2

I was trying to cut a block of wax in half for some reason once, but it turned out that it was two blocks melted together around the edges and I almost cut my finger off.

Answer 3

i was in the shower once and when i was done i needed to turn tha water off. so the cold water valve was fine but we had to use a wrench to close hot water valve cause it broke, so i turned off the cold water first and then the wrench from the hot water got stuck! hot water kept falling on me, so in my desperate attemp to turn the wrench, it slipped, hit me in the mouth and chipped my tooth.
i felt pretty stupid when i told the story..... still do

Answer 4

ha ha, not as funny as that.

I did sprain my ankle in 5th grade running away from a bee during track, which was pretty embarrassing, but I won the race which makes it a little less embarrassing.

Answer 5

playing around and fell off a high place-fell on my face, broke my two front teeth -now i have to wear dentures. i beat my self about my stupidity every day.

Answer 6

I fell UP the stairs and bruised my shin so bad I thought I broke it--

Answer 7

I broke my arm swimming in gym class....don't ask.

Answer 8

bit my tongue lol