What movie has the best.......?

Question

What movie has the best quotable one liners and what are they? Funny, serious, witty, anything but foul (foul is just boring)

Here's a couple I noticed no one mentioned!

Lonesome Dove -

Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

Gus McCrae: You know how it works Jake, I'm sorry you crossed the line.
Jake Spoon: I didn't see no line Gus.

Woodrow Call: I'd like to see the herd that you and Jake could gather. Herd o' whores, maybe.

Tombstone –

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry

Billy Clanton: You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Answer 1

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. (Gone with the Wind)
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. (The Godfather)
You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront)
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. (The Wizard of Oz)
Here's looking at you, kid. (Casablanca)
Go ahead, make my day. (Sudden Impact)
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. (Sunset Boulevard)
May the Force be with you! (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope)
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! (All About Eve)
You talkin' to me? (Taxi Driver)
What we've got here is a failure to communicate. (Cool Hand Luke)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (Apocalypse Now)
Love means never having to say you're sorry. (Love Story)
The stuff that dreams are made of. (The Maltese Falcon)
E.T. phone home. (E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial)
They call me Mr. Tibbs! (In the Heat of the Night)
Rosebud! (Citizen Kane)
Made it, Ma! Top of the world! (White Heat)
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! (Network)
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (Casablanca)
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. (The Silence of the Lambs)
Bond. James Bond. (Dr. No)
There's no place like home. (The Wizard of Oz)
I am big! It's the pictures that got small. (Sunset Boulevard)
Show me the money! (Jerry Maguire)
Why don't you come up sometime and see me? (She Done Him Wrong)
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! (Midnight Cowboy)
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' (Casablanca)
You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men)
I want to be alone. (Grand Hotel)
After all, tomorrow is another day! (Gone with the Wind)
Round up the usual suspects. (Casablanca)
I'll have what she's having. (When Harry Met Sally...)
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. (To Have and Have Not)
You're gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws)
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
I'll be back. (The Terminator)
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. (The Pride of the Yankees)
If you build it, he will come. (Field of Dreams)
My mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (Forrest Gump)
We rob banks. (Bonnie and Clyde)
Plastics. (The Graduate)
We'll always have Paris. (Casablanca)
I see dead people. (The Sixth Sense)
Stella! Hey, Stella! (A Streetcar Named Desire)
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars. (Now, Voyager)
Shane! Shane! Come back! (Shane)
Well, nobody's perfect. (Some Like It Hot)
It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstein)
Houston, we have a problem. (Apollo 13)
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)
You had me at "hello." (Jerry Maguire)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. (Animal Crackers)
There's no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own)
La-dee-da, la-dee-da. (Annie Hall)
A boy's best friend is his mother. (Psycho)
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. (Wall Street)
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. (The Godfather: Part II)
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. (Gone with the Wind)
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! (Sons of the Desert)
Say "hello" to my little friend! (Scarface)
What a dump. (Beyond the Forest)
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? (The Graduate)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
Elementary, my dear Watson. (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes)
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. (Planet of the Apes)
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. (Casablanca)
Here's Johnny! (The Shining)
They're here. (Poltergeist)
Is it safe? (Marathon Man)
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! (The Jazz Singer)
No wire hangers, ever! (Mommie Dearest)
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? (Little Caesar)
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. (Chinatown)
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. (A Streetcar Named Desire)
Hasta la vista, baby. (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
Soylent Green is people! (Soylent Green)
Open the pod bay doors, HAL. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley. (Airplane!)
Yo, Adrian! (Rocky)
Hello, gorgeous. (Funny Girl)
Toga! Toga! (National Lampoon's Animal House)
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. (Dracula)
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. (King Kong)
My precious. (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)
Attica! Attica! (Dog Day Afternoon)
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star! (42nd Street)
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! (On Golden Pond)
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. (Knute Rockne, All American)
A martini. Shaken, not stirred. (Goldfinger)
Who's on first. (The Naughty Nineties)
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! (Caddyshack)
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! (Auntie Mame)
I feel the need - the need for speed! (Top Gun)
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. (Dead Poets Society)
Snap out of it! (Moonstruck)
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. (Yankee Doodle Dandy)
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (Dirty Dancing)
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! (The Wizard of Oz)
I'm king of the world! (Titanic)

Answer 2

Caddyshack.
It's a parking lot Wang.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
I'll take a box of those, a box of these, a couple of those naked lady tees. That hat, whoa, I bet you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup.
How do you measure youself against other golfers...My height.
I ain't payin no fifty cents for no coke....Well then you ain't getting no coke.
I too used to be a garden hose.
Well the world needs ditch diggers too.
So I hopped on as a looper, a jock, a caddy....So I've got that going for me.

Answer 3

Talladega Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Answer 4

I vote for Casablanca.

[denying an official of the German National Bank entrance to the casino]
Rick: Your cash is good at the bar.
Banker: What? Do you know who I am?
Rick: I do. You're lucky the bar's open to you.

Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.

Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.

Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
Rick: Was La Belle Aurore.
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

[about Rick]
Major Strasser: You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

Ugarte: Rick, think of all the poor devils who can't meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so... parasitic?
Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

Captain Renault: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Rick: ...Here's looking at you, kid.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.

Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Captain Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

Captain Renault: I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.

Answer 5

Hard to say. I guarantee you'll get people answering this with movies like "Anchorman" and "Napoleon Dynamite" etc. but those always die out after a month.

The longest standing ones are usually just one or two per movie:

Jaws: "We're gonna need a bigger boat." (You hear people say that all the time.)

Casablanca: "Here's lookin' at you, kid."

Forrest Gump: "Mama always said 'life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.'"

A Few Good Men: "You can't handle the truth!"

Jerry Maguire: "You had me at 'hello.'"

etc

Answer 6

The one that my dad and I would use alot was from "Airplane".
Two men were in the cockpit talking. One said "Surely you can't be serious." The other said, "Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley." I was about 9 when I watched it with my dad and he would say that for years every time I would use the word 'surely'. He still does & I'm 36 now. lol

Answer 7

The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."
Animal House: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "He must be a king. He hasn't got sh** on him."
The Matrix: "Buckle your seat belt, Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye-bye."

Answer 8

Goodfellas (there are way to many to list)

"As far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a gangster."


The Departed

"I don't want to be a product of my environment - I want my environment to be a product of me."


Fight Club

"Advertising and television has us believing that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."


Snatch

The entire movie

Answer 9

Army of Darkness

Answer 10

The beginning line to the movie..."The Way of the Gun", Look it up cause I would get reported for typing it out!

Answer 11

The 'burbs. A very early Tom Hanks movie. Way too many Quotes to start listing.