It is extremely annoying and is bothering me! Am I ok?
The other day I was having sex with my cleaning lady in the laundry basket and finally had a minor erection! Then I had to fart so bad that I almost threw up! She was extremely pissed and I said that I had to fart. Then she kicked me in the groin twice. AND NOW I CAN'T PEE! AAAHHHHH!
2007-03-25 14:29:23 · 9 answers · asked by Layne J 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
The word is,if you fart,sneeze,cough,blink,hi-cup,
burp,and pop your ears, at the same time, you'll explode!
I don't know about an erection,but I am sure it can only make things worse.
2007-03-25 17:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your erection pulls the skin around the anus too tight to allow you to fart. and the cleaning lady in the laundry basket....c'mon, give it to her on the washer during the spin cycle. i'd kick you in the groin, too over that laundry basket., then i'd sew your peehole shut
2007-03-25 14:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sylvia H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-25 07:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Gilbert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can't be absolutely sure but, it sounds as if your erection was too far up your butt so the gas can't come out.
2007-03-25 16:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ziva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwww thats nasty. why would you want to fart while having an erection
??????
2007-03-25 14:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Classic Beauty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey you stole my question and details! but thats cool. i figured it out! just have your mom rub it! lmfao...
2007-03-26 08:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by JR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just need to relax... hahaha
2007-03-25 14:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stick a toothpich up your peehole. it really helps
2007-03-26 10:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by Ray J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why would you want to do that anyway, that's disgusting
2007-03-25 15:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by lelars30 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋