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I'm sorry...I feel much too well to come into work today.

2007-03-25 15:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

personally diarrhea. theres just nothing that can be done when you are running back and forth to the can. If you feel guilty because you dont actually have diarrhea take two bottles of magnesium citrate and 20 oz of water and pound them. You will be guaranteed to have the squirts for a while.

2007-03-25 21:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your job is very important. It would be disrespectful to you to give you some sort of excuse to lay out of work unless you absolutely have to have a personal day off.

2007-03-25 21:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by greylady 6 · 0 1

Tell them that you are pretending to be a Barbie Doll so have to meet with Ken.

2007-03-25 21:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Larry 6 · 2 0

Don't do it, go to work. Ask for a day off the "right" way, you will feel better about yourself

2007-03-25 21:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by Denny Crane 4 · 0 1

Food poisoning. Say you had sushi that must of been out for too long.

2007-03-25 21:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 5 · 1 0

you have slight memory loss and forget what your job is

2007-03-25 21:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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