What little story can you fashion from the following terms and words?

Question

In any order......

1) Katie Couric
2) karaoke
3) pudding
4) Bono
5) thong
6) machete
7) Bush daughters

No rush, I'll read them all in a few days!

Answer 1

Once upon a time there were these twins called Barbara and Jenna (named after Grandma and a porn star). One morning they were doing a segment on Good Morning America. The First Twins were trying to convince the American public that charity was the answer to world happiness. Even Bono was there. But rather than donate money, you needed to donate your pudding, because pudding makes the world go round, all you need is pudding, pudding is a many splendid thing. All was going along well, until Katie pointed out to Babs, that her rhinestone thong was riding high out the back of her skirt. This was the final straw for the twins. Babs pulled the machete from Jenna’s Birkin, and went to work on Katie. Bono tried to help, but Jenna wanted to got to him first with her knuckleduster flick knife.

Answer 2

The thong-clad Bush daughters' karaoke rendition of Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat Song" earned rave reviews from all three American Idol judges.

U2 frontman Bono was not as impressed, however.

In a post-performance interview with Katie Couric, Bono said "listen, pudding...if anyone has seen thong-clad Bushes, it's me. Usually things are a little more under control down there, though. An Epilady wasn't going to do it for them; not even close. Maybe a machete."

Citing longtime policy regarding the first daughters, White House spokesman Tony Snow had no comment.

Answer 3

Once upon a time the Bush daughters and Katie Couric sat on a secluded beautiful beach,all topless,wearing just a thong.They had to hack though dense jungle and high grass with a machete,but once they got there it was well worth it...For lunch they covered themselves in Katie's favorite,white pudding,and then washed off in the super clear warm water.Along came a stunning,older man,walking slowly on the white sands.The girls noticed just who it was and realized it is Bono of U2!!!.They jump out of the water and proceed to tear off his trunks.All of this happened sober,but later that night they drank heavily on the exotic alcohol and proceeded to make it down to the local karaoke bar,since all three new that Bono would be awesome....Later on at the hotel room is when stuff got down right dirty.........Tom Science 4

Answer 4

Katie Couric was seen after-hours at the karaoke bar. The daily special was chocolate pudding. Bono (of the U2 fame) was her escort. The waiter this evening was decked out in a rather lovely thong, with his machete tucked neatly under the band. Just then, the entire restaurant became dead silent. It was Bush daughters' night out.

Answer 5

Katie Couric decided to quit this whole anchor lady thing and picked up kareoke. She was so horrible that they started throwing pudding at her. Bono then decided to give her advice. So they went to his house and while working on her vocals. He took a bathroom break and emerged in a pink male thong. Out of nowhere, one of Katie's stalker jumps out the closet and tries to chop him up with the machete and failed. The story made headlines for days and the Bush daughters were in their rooms watching tv when they realized that Bono stole one of their thongs.

Answer 6

katie couric and bono were at a bar doing some karaoke. the bush daughters were in the crowd. katie and bono sucked so bad that the bush daughters threw pudding at them. katie and bono continued to sing. katie really got into singing sisqo's 'thong song', that she decided to ditch her pants and expose hers to the crowd. bono was so disgusted that he went after her with a machete...the end.

Answer 7

Katie Couric decided to meet up with her old colleague, Matt Lauer, at a karaoke bar in Manhattan one especially bustling Friday night. Matt had a funny story about how his children were prone to tossing chocolate pudding at one another during meal times.

"And you just LET them do that?" Katie asked, bewildered.

"Why not?" Matt asked. "I always wanted to do that when I was a kid. You're only young once, after all."

Just then, Bono entered the karaoke bar and came over to their table. "Hello, Katie, Matt," he greeted them. "What do you say the three of us get up there and sing a song?"

"OK," Katie agreed. "But Matt gets to pick."

Funnily enough, Matt decided on "The Thong Song" by Sisqo and it was quite the spectacle. At one point, a man in a garbage man's uniform began to swing a machete about in time with the music. He was, of course, promptly kicked out of the bar. One on the street, he happened up Jenna and Barbara Bush, who invited him for a nightcap at the Rainbow Room.