2007-03-25 13:13:49 · 29 answers · asked by Geoff S 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
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2007-03-25 13:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real question is what's the difference between a man and a pit bull?
1.Both are dogs who follow a woman's orders- sit, stay, go outside and potty.
2. Both have a mere two minutes of pleasure with a woman but offer no pleasure in return
3. Both will get a girl knocked up and go sniffing' the next puss they can get
4. Both stare dumbly as the woman yells
5. Foreplay for them is a sniff in the crotch and a bite on the neck
6. They both fool around- only one comes home with fleas while the other comes home with crabs
7. Both are on the news- one for attacking the neighborhood kids and the other for robbing a bank
8. Both slobber when a female comes into heat
9. Both eat off the ground
10. And both can't be potty trained- they made the toilet seat where it flips up and down for a reason- and no its not to make it easier for the dog to get a drink from.
HOWEVER, I'd take a pitbull over a mangy man any day.
2007-03-25 22:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by silvaspurranch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the answer is a pitbull bites you arm off, a woman with PMT bites you head off.
2007-03-25 23:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pitbull would not attack for no reason, the woman with pmt would rip your head off for asking such a stupid question
2007-03-26 06:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by tikidog1981 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dog can be locked in the backyard for a few days. You can try to do that with the wife, but someone always calls the cops.
2007-03-25 20:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lot !! The pitbull is easier to deal with !
2007-03-27 07:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Isis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pitbull is less aggressive
2007-03-25 21:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Through my own Personal Experience, you will Live if the the Pitball Attacks you. LOL
2007-03-25 20:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About £35K. You can eventually subdue a woman with a BMW Convertible!
2007-03-26 07:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS or PMT, if you need to ask, maybe you should be sleeping w/your dog!
2007-03-25 20:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the pitbull is more civil most of the time
2007-03-25 20:17:03 · answer #11 · answered by trendsetter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋