towards you, and crossing the stream was a hungry looking bear, and you only had a gun with 1 bullet ( 9 mm ) , some toothpicks, and 85 cents in change, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
2007-03-25 12:34:32 · 3 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
OH, and a half a loaf of french bread.
2007-03-25 12:40:51 · update #1
I would tell the bear to take my $0.85 and go to the store to buy me some more gum, and when he gets back I would Use the gum and put it on the toothpicks to fling at the beaver, so he would get scared and run away, then the bear would probably eat me, so I would shoot it in the eye, which probably wouldn't kill him, it would just make him angrier, and even more destined to eat me, so I would play dead, and the bear would sniff at me, probably pull me from the boulder and leave me alone. I will be a free man.
2007-03-25 12:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by hell_speak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably get killed by a falling tree.
2007-03-25 21:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by - Tudor Gothic Serpent - 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I GIVE UP
2007-03-25 19:47:41 · answer #3 · answered by greg a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋