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recently, i went to a chinese restaurant and of course, at the end of the meal, fortune cookies were received...sooo my dad got a funny, but true fortune:

"there are many paths to the top of the mountain, but only one view"

i thought this was kind of amusing because it's true about things in life...so how do YOU interpret and think of this fortune? have you ever gotten anything like this or what was your weirdest/funniest fortune?

2007-03-25 11:54:44 · 16 answers · asked by random_person 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

"Don't believe you can ever accomplish your dreams. They are too far out of reach, so you will never accomplish them. You will only feel badly about yourself when you realize that you are a failure."

2007-03-25 11:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by the cat's pajamas 4 · 2 0

I had a fortune cookie about 2 wks ago.~~get this,there wasn't a fortune in it!! The other 3 ppl had them,just not me! :)

2007-03-25 18:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My funniest fortune was: The wind is harsh but gentle. Be exact like the wind, and you will recieve all of your life's desires.
I laughed so hard, that I though my ribs were was gonna explode!

2007-03-25 19:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I got one once that said Communication should be done with the mouth and the ears. That is really true we need to listen as well as comment.

2007-03-25 18:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1 0

My favorite was: "Help me, I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory."

2007-03-25 18:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 3 0

my cousins and i went out to dinner and my cousins now husband asked her to marry him through a fortune cookie i thought that was so sweet and i luved being able to watch it in person!

2007-03-25 18:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by Linda Lou 5 · 2 0

There are many ways to reach the top but only one right way.

2007-03-25 18:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1 0

I think it isn't a fortune, just a statement. I don't like cookies like that. :-(

2007-03-25 19:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Just For Fun 6 · 1 1

I got a blank one once. It came true!

2007-03-25 18:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0 0

many plans are of a mans heart but it is God who directs his path

2007-03-25 18:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Arcane Angel 3 · 1 0

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