Why did the chicken cross the road?
2007-03-25 11:44:49 · 21 answers · asked by pup 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
so you could tell this joke
2007-03-25 11:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by tovah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wanted to hang out with all the other chickens that have crossed the road!
2007-03-25 11:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by upallniteowl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's where Burger King, MacDonald's, and Wendy's were located. And only KFC was on this side of the road.
He wanted to be killed humanely, so he crossed the street to the three that he knew would do it right.
2007-03-27 03:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Toph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken cross the road because so many people are stupid enough to do other things other than asking stupid questions
2007-03-25 16:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by spraytt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it saw another hot chicken on the other side and wanted to talk to it.
2007-03-25 14:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by ~*â?¥Glamorousâ?¥*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was a free range chicken...Yup, part of one of those free range chicken migrations you have heard so much about.......You know the same type of migrations that caused the great dust bowl back in the thirty's.................... It was terrible ...Wild chickens as far as they eye could see.........
2007-03-26 10:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was stapled to the crossing guard.
2007-03-25 13:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the idiots following him around asking why he would in the first place.
2007-03-25 11:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by ~Les~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
2007-03-25 15:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by beckermanman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to check out the rooster on the other side
2007-03-25 13:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by BethS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look over and admire the handy rooster,
then you’ll understand
2007-03-25 11:55:08 · answer #11 · answered by catfencing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋