What does your answering machine say?

Answer 1

Hehe I just changed mine last night~Because I was bored:)
It says...."Hey this is Savannah Im obviously gone right now....so call me....and then my best friend is like rapping in the background and yells out "****!"
I thought it was funny...

Answer 2

We have left it on the original message that comes with the machine too busy for anything clever!

Answer 3

Hi this is Louise I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message.

But my old message used to be

Hi this is the dishwasher, The answering machines busy with the toaster at the minute, so I'm on call duty. Tell me what you want and I'll let him know.

;-) lol. Well i thought it was funny

Answer 4

I boxed mine up, and am waiting till I run into someone who needs one....I don't use one because of telemarketers that leave a 15 minute message on the machine.....

Answer 5

oh dear; well as an older person, i remember a group from the 80's called curiosity killed the cat, they had a song called ?, but a line in it went
'hey there how you doing, sorry you couldn't get through, if you'd like to leave your number, i'll get right back to you'
i made the mistake of trying to sing this when i was alone and drunk. it was brutal; but now i cant get the sodden tune of it.

Answer 6

My answering machine does not say anything. It is unplugged. I hate those things.

Answer 7

My answering machine says.....

This is you know who and I'm not you know where but if you leave you know what I'll get back to you ,you know when lol.

Answer 8

hail unto the goddess Eevaya! the one you seek to communicate with is not here at the moment, for she has an important quest to carry out..and is bound with her life to do so. Thus i beseech you to leave your message here, or ignore this request and perish in the wilderness.... thanking you in advance for your uncompromising bravery at leaving your message here, you may now come forth with what you had to say... good luck to you, comrade...

Answer 9

If I havent answered the phone by now Im not in if you want to leave a message I may get back to you if you dont hear from me I obviously dont want to talk to you so dont ring again ......

Answer 10

a number of my favorites: The President isn't in his place of work immediately. Please leave your call, telephone huge type, the call of the country you want to invade, and the secret password. Vancouver Coast protect, could I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she by chance dialed lengthy distance. it really is the Literacy Self try Hotline. After the tone, leave your call and huge type, and recite a sentence utilising in the present day's vocabulary be conscious. in the present day's be conscious is "supercilious". you've reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our strains are busy now, yet in case you leave your call and huge type, someone receives back to you once achieveable. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. if you're obsessive-compulsive, please press a million persistently. if you're co-depending, please ask someone to press 2. once you've diverse personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and six. if you're paranoid-delusional, all of us understand who you're and what you opt for. only stay on the line till we can hint the decision. if you're schizophrenic, listen intently and slightly voice will allow you to understand which huge type to press. if you're manic-depressive, it would not count number number which huge type you press. no individual will answer.