A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy, and he makes me happy. I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute."
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied.
"Maybe you should iron it first," he said.
2007-03-25 11:15:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nice one!!!
Well, to answer your question, I'm lucky that I live alone and can be naked most of the time.
2007-03-27 02:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by saira 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one ! Now aswer to the question, naked every chance I get. This includes working in the yard on a nice day.
2007-03-26 09:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by cgynotanlines 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 22:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by didden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. My boyfriend & i walk around naked every chance we get. It's kind of a sense of closeness and being completely comfortable around eachother & we both love it.
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bytheway, that story was freaking hilarious. it made us both laugh.
2007-03-25 11:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by T 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Maybe that is why older men are impotent. Their wives get older, they become less attractive and harder to get it up to.
2007-03-28 15:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
every chance I get
my bf doesn't mind the wrinkles
2007-03-25 11:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha. anyway, i can't walk around naked 'cause of my younger brothers. i don't think they should ever see me naked, ever!
2007-03-25 11:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♫ Never Too Late ♫♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao that is the funniest thing ever!!!
but i walk and dance around in my thong and bra..if that counts! ;)
2007-03-25 11:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by aeiorjklsdjf 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha.10/10
2007-03-25 11:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thanks so much for that joke! It's one of the funniest I've heard in weeks...you made my day!
2007-03-29 05:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by nudie chick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋