before my boyfriend comes round i love meeting him at the door feeling really randy... good sites or stuff i can do that is free?
2007-03-25 11:14:23 · 10 answers · asked by Kooie 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
I heard the call for help coming from afar... it was faint, but much like bats with their sonar, I have a special 'women needing sex advice' gland, that picks up the merest blip of a girl in distress - I do believe its what I was put on Earth to do...
Anyway, there is a sure fire cure for this affliction. I'll warn you now, it does come with side effects. It's called the 'Oliver T For Me' system. Basically, you look at lots of pictures of me bending over for no more than 2 minutes at a time (there have been known cases of women overdosing and having both heart troubles and mental illness as a result if they go longer than the prescribed time) and it is 100% guaranteed to get you in the mood. It is also good for treating lesbianism. Another couple of words of warning:
1) Prepare whoever your loser boyfriend/husband is in advance - chances are that he'll never have seen you in such a horny state before and it may be too much for him to handle.
2) As soon as you have completed the course of treatment, burn the pictures. This is for your own health and those around you. It can be VERY dangerous for someone with a normal libido to catch site of me applying the sun tan lotion.
Okay, good luck and don't be shy about leaving a testimonial of how Oliver T put the zing back into your life. You wouldn't be the first.
2007-03-26 01:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Oliver T4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I belive vibraters are good but pinkies are cheaper. that's for females. Men just look at the letterbox on your door and its good to go. Wish my girl thought like you. Good luck.
2007-03-25 18:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Eddie B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try pole dancing with the door, bearing in mind you could get arrested - now the sight of you in handcuffs - i reckon that would really do it for him - don`t know about you though.....how would that make you feel.....?
2007-03-25 18:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tiny loose mini skirt nothing else...
Pretend house is a brothel and welcome him in.
Get a pole dance pole they work with spings + smoke machine and disco lights.
Ask him to hold the ladder as you fixc ligt or decorations... short skirt no panties.
get big Lino... and give him a soapy bayoil massage (try dining room for this as messy...
Ie soap and wet him down (maybe with massage oil in the water (note oil stops condoms working) and you run your slippy body over him as he lies on backsay in figgures of 8, with boobs. Using you lower hair section like a rough scouring pads to give him a good scrub all over especailly say his arms and legs (think riding on broom and giving broom a scrub down)... Plus boob bonk during this.
if you get this you should get the general idea.
http://www.zenra-movie-annex.com/zenra-42.htm
Strip twister... Jelly wrestling in padling pool.
You can play gropable waitress.
Similar to pole dancer routine... table gogo dancer again mini skirt or outfit no panties,
Remote control vibrator... he gets the radio controlm to se toff whenever he pleases to whats in your undies whilst out on the town
2007-03-25 18:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Uhhhh, gay porn maybe? I dont know im not gay or been to that kind of site. Im just guessing since your a girl.
2007-03-25 18:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by K-Deeznuts 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You know how to keep your guy happy dont you!....just be there with a dressing gown on and with some sexy lingerie underneath it, should never fail!
2007-03-25 18:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Answer the door naked. Naked is free.
2007-03-25 18:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eisbär 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
www.literotica.com had erotic stories and pics...that that's what you mean.
2007-03-25 18:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jamie 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
why cant all women be that way
2007-03-25 18:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
go by the fire department should do it
2007-03-25 18:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by Bethany M 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋