A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
2007-03-25 11:11:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol...that is sick..lol...good one!*
2007-03-25 11:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny! But, to answer your question... it is not dangerous getting a tattoo as long as you are going to a clean place. I, myself, have 3. Not dangerous, but, VERY addicting!!!
2007-03-25 18:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by Ramon's Wifey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, and to answer your question, it can be dangerous depends where you do it, you can get aids if they dont change the needle, plus tatoos are ugly
2007-03-25 18:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jose G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke. and getting a tattoo is not dangerous. it hurts. people might find this offensive I think
2007-03-25 18:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. Check out the place FIRST !!
2007-03-25 18:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats cute!
2007-03-25 18:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
thats funny.
but it would go better in the jokes and riddles.
but thanks for the laugh.
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2007-03-25 18:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda Way♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just stupid.
2007-03-25 18:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Pdoodles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You silly boy.... ;-)
2007-03-25 18:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bobbie4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋