A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2007-03-25 11:07:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
jokes don't get much older, maybe next question should be a poll: how many people have not heard this one ;)
2007-03-25 11:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dennis G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you do not desire a condom to dodge being pregnant and unprotected intercourse won't reason any harm to the toddler. it particularly is a good theory to apply a condom to dodge the unfold of infections nevertheless yet once you're in a monogamous relationship and know which you're the two freed from STD's then i does not undertaking approximately it too a lot. He does not even ought to pull out, except that's in basic terms what you adult adult males desire.
2016-10-19 21:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by didden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar joke where the 12 pack was for married men.
2007-03-25 11:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sorry the best thing to do in this case is to use the condom if you do end up lucky and if not just be very nice around her father lol and i mean really nice and never be in a room alone with him lol sorry best of luck.
2007-03-25 11:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh man that is bad. Very Funny but Bad.
2007-03-25 11:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
definitely going to require a miracle, not a condom... unless the pharmacist uses all twelve condoms and uses them to tie the boyfriend to a tree, stark naked and spread eagle.
2007-03-25 11:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I have seen this before. Pretty cute.
2007-03-25 11:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do it tonight without using those condoms...return them tomorrow when the father is at work!
2007-03-25 11:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by frivologs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant lol.
Going to copy it and send it to all my friends on email.
2007-03-25 11:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is pretty funny.
2007-03-25 11:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by noodles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋