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My brother pooed in his teachers desk drawer.
Can you beat that, gross !

2007-03-25 10:50:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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We put all the chairs up on the tables at the end of the day. My friend and I took a spool of thread and (without anyone seeing) threaded it in-between all the chairs. When the bell rang everybody ran into them and the chairs came crashing down. We were by the door and got out quickly and never caught!

2007-03-25 10:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0 0

I fought and argued with everyone, and if the teachers tried to tell me off I'd write a six page statement in my defence. I got expelled from nursery at age 3! I went up the slide and wanted to come down the ladder. When the teacher wouldn't let me, I stood atop the slide and argued with her and her boss till they cried and called my Nan to take me home.

When I forgot my PE kit and the headmistress told me to do PE in my underwear (yes, this was allowed in 1980s England) I refused and when she asked what she had to do to get me to do it, I told my headmistress (at a church school) to strip to her knickers and run around the gym. I was only about 7 but she said I was a 'despicable child' and sent me home.

The headteachers of all my schools had my mum's number on speed dial!

: )

2007-03-26 13:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by Cpt. Willard 4 · 0 0

I attended school - - - my teachers thought was more gross than a desk full of poo - - -

Peace,,,,

2007-03-25 17:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0 0

I killed a teacher as well. We had a desperate need for a maths teacher, and the school got one out of retirement to teach us. He was about 80. They told us specifically to be extra nice to him, but I and 5 others tormented him, and he was not able to discipline us. He had a heart attack and died after about 1 week.
I still feel bad about that, it was pretty bad. We got suspended from maths, which seems a rubbish punishment.

2007-03-25 17:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by gav 4 · 0 1

yes this happened when i was like 3 in pre school, u see i got over a cold and i was still having a lil runny nose and u see there were no cleannekss and i sneezed in my hands so i wiped my hands on the teachers new clothes......lol and i ddi that to my dada but i would act lie i would og and hug him.lol

2007-03-25 17:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by blondebeauty 4 · 0 0

I had a teacher at school who used to have a sneaky drink of whisky in his storeroom...so me and a friend tipped the whisky away and filled his bottle with weak vinegar.He never did find out who did it.

2007-03-25 17:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by tanny 3 · 0 0

Threw up in a carrier bag on a school trip then tied a knot in it and bounced it off someones head because she was such a pig - she threw up on the person in front of her and they punched her in the head.
we all got sent to the head

2007-03-25 21:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Debi 7 · 0 0

Gross no. but me and 2 other girls made the teacher crap his pants.

Exlax baby!!!

yea I was a cruel kid...so glad I'm not like that anymore!

2007-03-25 17:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yeah, I went to school tripping my brains out on corricidin- tripping hardcore man.... and I smoked a joint in the girls bathroom. Also been suspended for threatening to kill the computer teacher. I beat you.

2007-03-25 17:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by ~CaT~ 2 · 0 1

Can't beat it. But I did tell a lie. And 25 years later it still haunts me!

2007-03-25 17:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Noo 4 · 0 0

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