Random Contest!!!?

Question

Give me the most random word, phrase, story, ect. you can think of.
Have fun with this.

Answer 1

A Fat little cat, stuck in a rut perpetually finding himself in the most inconvenient situations. Perhaps he’s a victim of circumstance, the unfortunate one where he is too dumb for his environment. His butt wedged solidly in the bottom of the toilet, shivering soaking, only the tips of his ears peer over the porcelain seat. The shower lurches to life and the soaked imbecile pounces out clumsily. With a bit of splish and a tad of splash, and few times falling off the bathtubs edge he’s now crying his meek meow, begging to be dried off. His owner seems not to hear over the strained vocals he’s spitting into the hazy air. So with a quick jaunt to the food dish, and then to the cupboard to open it and look at his big bag of food the cat feeds to his fatness. Right behind him stands his master’s roommate in the process of concocting some sort of edible mass of food. 2 of the 4 gas lit cooking portals are active, and the smell of natural gas, boiling noodles, and marinara is too much for the fat cat’s nostrils. Cold pink nose twitches and he fumbles onto the counter. Sniffing the steaming pot of noodles and then the marinara. Greedy gluttonous notions seem to pass through his eyes. The roommate removes the pot to drain the noodles, and in a fiery instant the fat cat gets flash dried. This time the owner can hear the piercing wail as a flaming fat cat dashes back to the toilet bowl. Owner pulls aside the shower curtain to see a miserable smoking cat with one hell of a haircut.

Answer 2

poultry and roasted garlic Risotto factors: 4 skinless, boneless poultry breasts halves a million tbsp. butter a million can (10 3/4 oz.) Campbell's® Condensed Cream of poultry Soup (widely used or ninety 8% fat unfastened) a million can (10 3/4 oz.) Campbell's® Condensed Cream of Mushroom with Roasted Garlic Soup 2 cups water 2 cups uncooked on the spot white rice a million cup frozen peas and carrots guidelines: Season the poultry as needed. warmth the butter in a 10-inch skillet over medium-extreme warmth. upload the poultry and prepare dinner for 10 minutes or until eventually it rather is nicely browned on the two aspects. do away with the poultry and set aside. Stir the soups and water into the skillet. warmth to a boil. Stir in the rice and vegetables. return the poultry to the skillet and cut back the warmth to low. conceal and prepare dinner for 5 minutes or until eventually the poultry is cooked by using. do away with from the warmth. enable stand for 5 minutes.

Answer 3

I HAVE A PENCIL! *waves pointer finger around in air* the pencil can bend! *bends finger over a little bit* lol that cracks me up all the time..idk why

one day there was a little potato named Forest. Forest loved the sea. So one day, Forest went out to the sea and attempted to make a raft out of a tree. In frustration, Forest pulled a cow into the ocean and rode on it. Forest saw a rat sitting on a rock near by, so Forest waved to the rat. "Hi Rat!" Forest exclaimed. "Hi Forest!" the Rat said. Forest then got out a piece of cheese and threw it at Rat. "What was that for?" Rat asked as Rat nibbled on the cheese. Forest replied, "Because I hate cheese!" Suddenly Rat stopped in mid-bite. Rat stared at Forest and threw it back at him. Then Rat threw Forest into a deep fryer with ketchup and that was the end of Forest. The End.

"I wish I had another goal in life other than chugging down four bottles of salad dressing!" -Unknown

Mr. Shopalopadingdong!!! LOL

Answer 4

once upon a time there was a little onion named harry. harry was very sad. he had no friends. so one day he went to the store. he asked the manager, "where can i get some friends?" the manager replied, "aisle 4." so hary bought some friends and lived happily ever after the end.

Answer 5

a smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a public swimming pool