wat are some mean insulting comebacks to hurt peoples feelings and i dont want those wimpy ones i want ones like..." u f*** **** sucking motherf***
2007-03-25 09:16:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hold on gimme a sec. try these:
i never use them but i find it funni.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
it could go either way, for guy or girl!!!
2007-03-25 09:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ana♥Banana 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It seems that you already know what hurts your feelings. they are the same things that probably hurt others. It is better if you learn how to make friendship making overtures instead and leave the insults alone. Sorry you have been hurt so badly. If you hit your thumb with a hammer. Hitting it again will not make it feel better but soothing it will. The same holds true with feelings. The person using them is insecure and hurts.
2007-03-25 09:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by old_school_granma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-10 21:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by brandl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Are you 10?
2) Why would you do an imicher thing like that?
3) Are you that P¡$SEDoff to actually insult someone?
4) Grow up and walk away!
No one likes to hear insults inless if there inmicher and don't have a life!
2007-03-25 09:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dan!-y3ll <3 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it may help in case you published a link to the question. it could have been the way you worded it that brought about the responses you won. yet, the fact is, you haven't any longer any rights to any form of recourse because of fact somebody injury your thoughts. If it is going too a techniques and violates the community rules or the words of service, you may report them for abuse, and Yahoo! will look at and take the suited action they see extra healthful. *EDIT* - On 2nd concept, after finding on your profile on the questions you ask, i individually think of you haven't any longer any precise to *****.
2016-10-20 10:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your momma have any children that lived?
There's an ugly thing on your neck. It's your head.
Your momma had a little boy and a turd. The little boy died.
No need for immature profanity if you have a brain dude. Profanity just makes you sound stupid.
2007-03-25 09:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Useless.
All of those kinds of comebacks are totally useless, serving only to show how poorly you think of yourself and what pitifully weak self-control you have.
A wise person once said, "Profanity is the attempt of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully." That wise person, whoever he or she was, is right.
2007-03-25 09:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by thejanith 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't use things like "u f*** ****..." it just makes you look STUPID. Instead think of a snappy comeback, something that'll shut them up. Trust me, keep using smart *** comebacks and NO ONE will mess with you, take it from me, used to get alot of **** in 7th grade, whenever I got called a name (example: This kid in my class kept looking over at me calling me Ugly and do you want to know what I told him? I said "If you think I'm so ugly, why do you keep looking at me?" haha he had to ask his friend what to say LOL) I just gave them a comment that would shut them up and leave them standing their with a gapping mouth, catching flies while trying to think of something to say.
2007-03-25 09:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about not insulting back, makes the world a nicer place.
2007-03-25 09:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Why would you want to be rude and insult people or purposely hurt someone else?
.Grow up.
2007-03-25 09:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋