my friend and i are split....some advice or jokes?
Thanks!!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 08:38:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took out a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper."
2007-03-25 08:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Don B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever sat and watched a movie, where you were thinking and wishing the character would do things, or go a certain way, because you could see clearer, what was best?
Imagine you are watching your situation played out on the movie screen.
Imagine you are a character in a movie.
Imagine you are encouraging that person to cheer up and move on.
Be your own best friend and give encouragement and direction to yourself as you would someone you care about.
2007-03-25 16:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by sweetcitywoman2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know why you and your friend are split up, but i do know honey, that good friends are hard to come by. Do whatever you can to salvage the friendship or relationship. Give things time. Sometimes people just need space. However, if your friend is not willing to work on your friendship then you have to ask yourself, was she really a true friend? Keep your chin up and always fake a smile, it will eventually turn into a real one! Good Luck
2007-03-25 16:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by Bellababygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMMM lets see...i got a joke for you
A man comes home from work..his wife is standing there with a roll of duck tape and rope..she says 'honey im letting you tie me up, and you can do whatever u want ..'..
Husband ties her up....AND GOES GOLFING!
now i thought that was funny...hope u see the humor in it..
cheer up....tomorrows always a new day!
2007-03-25 15:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by lisa baby... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real friend will come back and say they were sorry and forgive. Friends are few. It is better that u befriend the friend. You are not the problem. Someone else will come along and appreciate your friendship. Do not be a fool.
2007-03-25 15:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh...that first answer....what the heck... is that supposed to make you happy or want to yack....ooohhhhh...yuck man....
Too bad about your friend. Hey just be sad for a bit. it will pass and then you can go out and be happy again. But I highly recommend that you take a pass on answer number 1. How about curtain #2 Monty???
2007-03-25 16:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by KERMIT M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope this cheers u up-3 jokes!!- 1: Its funny when people discuss love marriage and arranged marriage,,it s like asking someone if suicide is better or being murdered--heres another one-2-: Dont ever under estimate the power of an ant or its size--An ant can bite on your ***--can U bite on its--and worse here is--An ant can bite on ur butt--but would U b able to bite on ur Butt??? no way Jose--one more-3-: what havoc one single spelling mistake could create----husband to wife -a text message --wonderful here,Missing You--Wish You could be HER!!!!!
2007-03-25 15:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by fahima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
friend as in best friend or relationship ??? either way a sure way to cheer up is to listen to some Christian music on your favorite Christian station...it is always uplifting...also take a drive and see some of your favorite sites, mine are water and nature..it always is relaxing and helps feel more upbeat, when enjoying God's beautiful world! I hope you feel better soon...be blessed
2007-03-25 15:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need more detail, no pun intended, how good a friend was this person and what gender is ur friend. but on to ur problem, get thier e-mail address to keep in contact, also, there are LOTS of friends out there. GOOD LUCK & I HOPE U RESPOND
2007-03-25 15:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by want to know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Chris Rock on youtube.com....that will cheer you up honey!
2007-03-25 15:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by e j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋