What is the most embarrasing thing that you have done?

Question

I seem to have a habbit of falling over in public places

Answer 1

I used to play in a rock group and we once played a charity gig for a Catholic church. As a thankyou, the priest bought us some raffle tickets and I had to go up onto the stage in my stage leathers to recieve a sponge cake I won!!

It was sooooooooo embarrasing!!!!!!!!!

30 years ago and my mates still laugh about it!!!

Answer 2

I have done so many that I might not even know which would be the MOST. The most recent would be at my work place, I call bingo and on the last sheet of the regular game series there is a jackpot, which can be won in so many numbers or less. One night I was announcing all the bingo prizes and when I got to the part where I say "We have a jackpot of $1000 dollars on a blackout in 56 #'s or less on your 5th sheet of your regular games". SHEET is not what came out of my mouth , my mouth was dry and the word came out much shorter than SHEET and everyone heard and started laughing. I am just happy that noone got offended by my sticky mouth.

Answer 3

In a life drawing class, I was given a cane and told not to be afraid to take close up measurements. I poked the model in the rear.

To make things worse, I'd just pointed out that she had come back from the loo with toilet roll stuck to her behind.

Then there was the time I was caught in a really heavy rain storm without a coat or anything. I ran into a book shop to get away from it. When I started to look at the "literature", I realised it was an "Adult" bookshop.

Answer 4

well, yesterday I was in line behind a slow poke. After my transaction was thru,the lady was still there in front of me, so i squeezed around her & when I did I knocked over some drinks that were on a shelf & I stopped & picked them up & I wound up taking nearly as long as she did, plus I was embarassed, all I could say was "That's what I get for being in such a hurry" , then I scurried off to get on outta there!

Answer 5

Well u no i've done the odd embarrassing thing such as dropping my portion of curry sauce on the principals head as he ate and i sort of tripped Bill Clinton when he was visiting Derry but it's ok he didn't fall he just stumbled!!!

Answer 6

Too many to say......well go on then, once went to a Friends flat (think late 80s ) and I was wearing leggings,when I stood up a pair of knickers fell out of one leg in the middle of the room.I must have taken them off in one go, washed them and they had stuck there!..The company was male and female- I nearly died...........but its great to read what others have done ,the umbrella knicker one is sooooooo funny!

Answer 7

Ive got 2. My uncle got married and I was 15 when he's wife was throwing the bouqet of flowers it was me, 3 of my cousins girlfriends, and my aunt and my uncle that it was his wedding day he's new sister in law. who had been stood up at the alter twice. Waiting to catch the bouqet. And keep in mind when are at my new aunts parents house for the reception and everybody is standing on the wrap around poarch, cuase my uncle is going to thrown the garder next. Anyway, the bouqet is cominag at me is in my hands and my new aunts sister like tackles me knocking my down and my dress goes over my head and my sparkley blue pants shines for everybody to see. And my dad and step mom come over to pick me up. and my dad the genious says well i'm just proud that you have panties on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All this happening front of all the wedding guest preacher, grandparnents and my dad!!!! If anyone can beat that please be my guest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Answer 8

I was the only person with sea sickness, I remember going into the loos screaming to a bewildered queue 'I'm gonna be sick!' to which they all pointed to a loo and shouted 'disabled'! I shot in there and threw up! I was not quiet.... I stayed in there ages waiting for everybody to go.

Answer 9

While taking a bath when i was 8 i got my willy caught in the top of a head & shoulders bottle, I spent ages trying to get it out in the end i had to get help from my mum who tried all ways she finally got it out with butter

Answer 10

Oh man. One day I had to pee so bad in gym class but I didn't want to ask the teacher because it was my turn to kick the ball (we were playing kickball) so it would be stupid to ask the teacher when everyone was looking at me. But I had to go SO BAD so I sat on the floor holding my you-know-what. Everyone was giving me a weird look. VERY embarrassing.