2007-03-25 08:23:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Wrestling
I think if stewie from family guy were real he could kick john cenas @ss
2007-03-25 08:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by vegeta 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Eric Cartman is a baby, he would start crying in about 5 seconds, or weasel his way out of the fight. He probably would be able to trick John Cena into forfeiting, though, and probably start a business with him selling aborted fetuses...
2007-03-25 15:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Forget Cartman. He and big dick johnson are dancing in the back. Put Cena in a room with Saddam Hussein and the Devil, and he'll wish he was dead LOL.
2007-03-25 15:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by tr0y 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well technically he is real... hes just a drawing on a peice of paper... but if he was a real person and he weighed as much as he does on the show.. yes he could just sit on John Cena or anyone else for that matter
2007-03-25 15:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Trev 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, that's a tough one. He'd be a fat kid (hence the word kid as in like 4 feet tall)
No, John Cena would still win. Cena can't be that bad.
2007-03-25 15:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh come on
cartman would not last 5 seconds with the champ
he would need kenny ,stan ,kyle butters & kip
sorry catman you coward twit
2007-03-25 15:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by shrek m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No! But Eric Cartman can kick Randy Orton's ***! Cena can kick Orton's *** too!
2007-03-25 15:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by *WWE_Fan* (RAW) 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
even my 2 year old brother can kick Cena's butt
2007-03-25 15:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by KingOfDaSouth 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no but it would be funny to see tim-may try 2 beat up john cena
2007-03-25 15:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by buttons7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!!!
If southpark characters were real, even IKE could kick Cenas butt!!!!
btw, there IS one southpark phrase that I'd LOVE to hear on WWE: "OH MY GOD!!! They killed Kenny!!!!" :)
2007-03-26 06:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by BTII 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋