Just thought we could all use a good laugh....It could be something they said to you as well, as long as it's funny.
For example; When my now exwife was complaining that she couldn't sleep, she said she was thinking to herself that she would be better if only I would stop breathing (it turned out to be a Fruedian slip hahaha).
Thanks in advance for the laughs!
2007-03-25 07:33:37 · 10 answers · asked by fromorto12 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A phone conversation about a month after we got engaged:
Me (getting ready to go to a concert): "I better get going."
Her (knowing about the concert): "Ah. Got a hot date, huh?"
Me: "Yeah, with (name of my ex)."
Guys ... here's a bit of advice. Never even joke about hooking up with an ex to your girlfriend/fiancee/wife.
2007-03-25 11:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by JohnD 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, he didn't find it too funny...but I sure got a few laughs out of it.
My husband usually falls a sleep 5 seconds after his head hits the pillow, and starts to snore. This particular night I was having a hard time falling asleep, and the more I heard him snore, the angrier I became. So I sat up and reached over and plugged his nose. It took about 4 seconds, but he then gasped for air. I was hoping to just wake him up, but he continued to sleep through it, and at that point I was hysterically laughing...lol Maybe it was cruel, but I have never laughed so hard in my life. I did it a few more times, laughing harder each time.
Anyways, I told him the next morning and he didn't find it as funny as I did. The thought of it still makes me laugh!
2007-03-25 07:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Butler 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..that's humorous. i'm undecided what style of dumb subject concerns i've got have been given reported yet I actual have stopped indoors the process an argument with my bf to ask if he mandatory icecream and subject concerns like that till now, and he will truly say ok, thank you XD
2016-11-23 14:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband came to bed late one night and I was already sleeping pretty good.. and he was using his cell phone as a light so he could find his way to the bed so he wouldnt wake me.. well it woke me up and for whatever reason I said.. "good morning christmas tree..." this was last spring, no where near Christmas.. lol.. I dunno why. My friends still say it sometimes when I get to work early.
2007-03-25 07:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by PenguinsWife 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i told my husband how mad it makes me he come home and don't greet me before going up and doing things like I'm not there. The next day i get mad because of that and he tells me " i don't think i would make you mad"
Hello i told you it will, its not funny for me but maybe fo you
2007-03-25 07:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by user 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I will marry you.
2007-03-25 11:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by jennagg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do.
J/K....I'm not even married.
2007-03-25 07:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by Mari76 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'im in love with your brother'....DIDNT GO OVER VERY WELL!!...hehehe
JK...kinda
2007-03-25 07:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by lisa baby... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"will you marry me?"
2007-03-25 07:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jeff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do.......... and I'm not kidding.
2007-03-25 07:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by 1dayatatime 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋