None. Throwing cash at a lightbulb never caused it to change on its own
2007-03-25 07:30:26 · 15 answers · asked by TheMadLith 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Only one, but then all republicans would start screaming about how light is evil and needs to be destroyed.
2007-03-25 07:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by geezerrex 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It takes one Democrat to assemble a large team of bigoted, ***-backward, illiterate Southern Republicans. If the team has more than 100 Republican members, chances are that one of them will figure out how to change the lightbulb on his own...
2007-03-25 14:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by vt500ascott 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Like all scientific discoveries, the invention of the light bulb was greeted with fear and skepticism by the cons. They called it " the devil's light". For years many of them continued to use oil lanterns.
2007-03-25 15:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That has to be one of the DUMBEST "jokes" I've heard! At least Dems know what a lightbulb IS, unlike the slack-jawed Rethugs!
2007-03-25 14:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by RandomGonzo 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Eighty. It takes 79 Democrats to come up with the money to buy one in a Republican-controlled economy, and one Dem to install it............
2007-03-25 17:16:44 · answer #5 · answered by Huero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Democrats don't change light bulbs. They call the electrician. He's a Republican. Democrats would be in the dark if there were no Republicans.
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2007-03-25 14:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, but republicans would destroy the entire light fixture for no apparent reason, then replace it (they call it 'fixing' it) and expect someone else to put in the light bulb for them because they would rather have someone else risk falling and breaking their necks.
2007-03-25 14:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by pinkluxe 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The same thing happens with the republicans, they expect others to do it because they need someone else to think and do for them.
2007-03-25 17:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, Bill Clinton would screw anything
2007-03-25 15:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by janssen411 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nikki...hahahaha!! best answer best answer..
I would also add that nowhere in the bible does it mention changing lightbulbs so it is probably evil, repubs wouldn't touch it.
2007-03-25 14:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋