And no jesus in the story.
2007-03-25 06:55:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
R U READY? This is total toungue in cheek, used to really piss of sunday school teacher before they asked meto leave pemanently. God is really a space alien. A genetic scientist to be exact. The dinosaurs did exist, eperiment # 1. Earth is host planet for a huge alien experiment, big petri dish sort of. Dinosaur experiment was going nowhere, total wipeout to clean slate. Adam and eve did exist But churchoes got it all wrong with the rib crap.Genetic experiment # 2, cloning. We are in the image of the creator, the alien scientist who test tube created us. Big flood did happen First bout of experiments weren't working quite right, aliens said piss on this, kept about half a dozen test subjects, Noah and friends, and the experiment is currently in round 3. Aliens and abductions are the scientists grabbing the odd lab rat for tests. Explains creationism, evolution as the experiments develop and grow, covers god, aliens the whole shebang. Alot of time sitting a treehouse as a kid went into this theory but you are welcome to it.
2007-03-25 07:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by alfthecarpenter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, you see, once their was nothing... capital N. There in the dark, Nothing sat all alone. Nothing was really bored. Nothing said to itself, "This is boring, worse than a dumb writing assignment!"
Nothing thought really hard of something to do. Then Nothing had a great idea. "I'll make Something then I won't be alone!"
But you, reader, may ask...how did Nothing make Something if there wasn't anything? Good Question! Well, Nothing just sort of wished real hard. That's all it did...wished...and then there was no more Nothing...there was Something...lots of it.
A bunch of Somethings that Nothing had made were called people. Men and a women, of course. But they all got bored and decided to make Something too. They sat and thought and they invented sex, rock and roll, and the Xbox 360! Those were the good somethings people made and Nothing was proud like a new father!
But people made war too. And some were hungry all the time.And many were sick or homeless. They also had a tendency, when bored (they were Always bored) to invent new weapons of mass destruction. Sadly, they blew the world up one day. Nothing sighed and decided-wisely- not to wish for humans ever again!
That's where everything on Earth began and how it ended.
2007-03-25 14:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Norse mythology- The "nine worlds" look up Asgard (one of he nine worlds home of the gods). Look up Aesir the the collective name for the race of Norse Gods. Here is the Norse story of creation.
http://www.timelessmyths.com/norse/beginning.html
Greek Mythology the Titans and Zeus. This material will give you plenty of info.
http://edweb.sdsu.edu/people/bdodge/scaffold/GG/titan.html
2007-03-25 14:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wrote one about the world being in a nutshell.. And then the nut began to grow and the tree was the universe or something like that. I wasn't a fan of R.E. my teacher predicted me a C and I had an A*. In her face!
2007-03-25 14:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone heard a big bang and the universe was born.
2007-03-26 10:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bob Mc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a chicken laid an egg( if you believe the chicken came first) and then the egg cracked and the world was formed
2007-03-25 14:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by flkasdjflkasdj;lrf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about how we are atoms inside of atoms that our Cosmo is just because it is.
2007-03-25 14:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by territheterribleliar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋