I don't know what to do, they won't leave. I have been posting flyers in all rooms that say "Please Leave Immediately" and they just laugh at me. I tried covering the moldy bowls of leftover ice cream that I keep in the living room, but they crawl in anyway. I spray the house with asbestos, but it makes my children sneeze. I put ant traps and mouse traps, but they ignore them. I keep covers over the trash cans, but they get in and trapse through my house with crap on their feet and claws. I constantly have bad tv on to drive them away. I have taped Deal or no Deal and have it on 24/7, at FULL VOUME and they still seem to like my house. Please help!
2007-03-25 06:47:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Most of those guys are kinda cute, but silverfish are revolting. You've done a great job with the alternative solutions. You've established that the only thing they respect are game shows. Now you have to run your own Deal or No Deal and rig it so that they all win tickets to see Howie Mandel in person. Then they will stay with him.
2007-03-25 09:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Benji 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either. I did everything you mentioned but I left all my trash on the floor hoping they would get lost. Then I tried leaving rotten food on my counters thinking I might make them sick and run away.
2007-03-25 06:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by Life's to Short 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to suggest moving until I read ALL of your question. If you moved they would be at your next place, too cause it is YOU that is the problem and only YOU can provide the solution! Clean up YOUR act.....
2007-03-25 06:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, it looks like you're doing all the right things. I have no clue why it's not working.
2007-03-25 06:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm. Consult Dr. Phil, he might have the answer.
2007-03-25 06:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by greenbuddha03 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get a flute and learn to play it, and then, make them follow you out the door, and over to someone elses place.
2007-03-25 06:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by It's just me! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try doubling their rent, hopefully they can't afford it and leave on thir own accord.
2007-03-25 06:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by curious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn Lisa you living foul baby lmao.
2007-03-25 11:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I SAY MOVE LET THEM HAVE THE PLACE!
Ciao!
2007-03-25 06:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew! call an exterminator or something!
2007-03-25 06:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥yuki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋