I would like to be able to marry my coffee maker.
I love it and it shows it's love for me by making me such wonderful coffee each morning.
No one gets hurt. It's okay right? I love my fish too but I don't think the feeling is mutual, so we're just dating to see where this relationship takes us. Oh, I can marry as many times as I want right? Again - NO ONE GETS HURT HERE.
2007-03-25 05:47:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yes, you can. The judges from the 9th Circus Court will marry you. Best wishes to you and your coffee maker for a long happy life together.
2007-03-25 08:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Truth B. Told ITS THE ECONOMY STUPID 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can marry it within your church, if you religion allows that kind of thing. Religious marriages are regulated exclusively by the appropriate church.
You cannot marry it in most states or countries, because their laws almost universally require both participants to be people.
Some states have further limited those laws by gender.
2007-03-25 05:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by coragryph 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say go for it! Marry that coffee maker!
Just be careful that you don't get burned.
2007-03-25 05:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Counselor 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Of course. I believe the mentally handicapped should be able to marry if they want....
2007-03-25 05:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jason D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, just have a "civil ceremony." LOL
2007-03-25 06:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Shrink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL
Good point. Try not to burn anything important.
2007-03-25 06:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Chi Guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
does it hurt ?
2007-03-25 05:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋