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1) sometimes i wish i was winnie the pooh because i would get my nose stuck all up in your honeypot

2) Keep looking at my own crotch, then say to the person "Its not going to suck itself"

3)(taken from another user that put it on here, but cant remember who)
Is your d*ck dead. You wanna bury it in my a**?

2007-03-25 05:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by The Gay Argentian Seal 5 · 1 3

A pick up line that has been used on me that I never used was "Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven?" I thought that is was completely CHEEASY!

2007-03-25 12:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by Dan!-y3ll <3 1 · 0 0

Hi! If you've come in here and would like to meet a charming, witty, sophisticated, true gentleman AND that DOESN'T work out, I'LL be sitting right over>>>there.

2007-03-25 12:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

girl you must me tired because you have been running through my mind all day
if one star should fall for every minute i think of you the sky would be starless
if one star was your sister for beautiful looks you would be the whole damn galaxy

2007-03-25 12:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by cutemarv 3 · 2 0

ive been asked wanna go halves on a cute lil girl looks just like me! i thought that was good!

2007-03-25 12:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by cinsjunglejim 2 · 1 0

Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk by again?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

2007-03-25 12:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by Damn!™sumgirl 4 · 1 0

Would you like to come and ride Dirt Bikes with us?

2007-03-25 12:29:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

someone once said "if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i" together." i thought it was really cute.

2007-03-25 12:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My b/f said I can see myself in your eyes.

2007-03-25 12:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by IamwhatIam♥♥♥♥♥ 5 · 0 0

My ex said she was a good cook!


LIES!


lol

2007-03-25 12:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Carson 3 · 0 0

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