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2007-03-25 04:56:55 · 12 answers · asked by STAT 3 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

12 answers

if i told you that you had a gorgeous body..would you hold it against me!

2007-03-25 05:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by manhattanmaryanne 7 · 2 1

Hey, is that new perfume or do I do have one mother of a sinus infection?

Hey, you're really kind of cute. Were you always this chunky?

Hey, those whiskers on your chin really lengthen your extraordinarily round face.

Hey, does that mountainous mole on your cheek have it's own bunny trail?

Hey, are those a few extra chins or a chymera-like twin you absorbed as a fetus?

Hey, I see you have cankles. I LOVE when ankles and calves become one.

Hey, I love full, natural breasts. Nipples SHOULD rub up against your belt.

Hey, interesting face. I want to go as YOU next Halloween.

Hey, interesting shoes. Kinda large, huh? Was your mother a Clydesdale?

Hey, I'd LOVE for you and the herd you're with to move to another bar, OK? Thanks babe.

2007-03-25 12:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by I am Laurie 3 · 0 0

"If i bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"
"You look familiar... Have i seen you before? Oh yeah i remember! You look like my next girlfriend!"
"If i said you have a nice body, would you hold it against mind?"
"Hey baby im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ME!!!"

2007-03-25 16:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Has anybody ever told you you look like ___ (a well-known movie or singing star)?

2007-03-25 12:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by TitoBob 7 · 0 0

Tell her she needs to tie her shoes, when she has pump high heels on.

2007-03-25 12:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pancho D 2 · 0 0

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

2007-03-25 12:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren Kent 1 · 1 0

Licks finger, presses it against shoulder of clothing, "Can (I) take you home and get you out of that wet clothing?"

"If (I) were Ruler of the World (I) would change the alphabet so that i would be right beside u"

2007-03-25 12:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by occluderx 4 · 0 2

"Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten i see!"
"Is your middle name Cambles? because your mmm mmm good!"

2007-03-25 12:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by matthew B 2 · 0 0

Excuse me, is your name Mickey? Cause you are so fine!


*dang!*

2007-03-25 15:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by ohioan_femme 5 · 0 0

hey girl, nice shoes.

2007-03-25 12:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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