I need good comebacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

Any topic! Just make them good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Go sell yourself on the McDonalds dollar menu!"

Answer 1

If a girl said this to you, "I can't, they said that you are already the star on the menu."

If a boy said this to you, "Nah, your already on it and everyone is tired of having to 'biggie' size it to see anything."

And to Lovessugar, or whatever you want to call yourself, if your going top be rude, at least use the brain God gave you. It's probably still in mint condition and hardly ever used. This is not the pregnancy section. It's the adolescent section. Wake up and smell the burnt toast!

Answer 2

How about never? Is never good for you?

You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

His teeth are brighter than he is.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off
Say something in a different language that they don't speak.

Note: It doesn't matter what you say, just as long as they don't speak that language.

Second Note: If you only speak one language, than just make one up and make it sound like a real one.

Answer 3

well from your avatar, i assume you are a girl so if other girls tell you that things that you are doing arent girly enough, this is the perfect comeback, "Just because I am not a sissy like you are doesn't mean i am not a girl. Not all girls have to be exactly how they are portrayed on TV, but if you can't see that then go fix your make-up and get breast implants, just don't bother me while you are doing it.

Answer 4

Your dad works at 7-11

Answer 5

If I wanted your comeback Id scrape it off the roof of your mouth....A bit dirty, yes, but always a shocker. shuts em up


Wow the gene pool isn't too deep in that one, it's more like a mud puddle, won't even get my feet wet.

Answer 6

-ok, if ur teacher is picky and makes u take recycling from the garbage can, say "if ur so worried about it, do it urself.".
-if a kid says "whats wrong with that kid?!" (meaning the other kid acts weird) say "the same thing thats wrong with u."

all i got on the top of my head. i'll add more.

Answer 7

"Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity."

Say it really quick with a straight face and walk away. It means "You're so ugly I bet your mother f****d a monkey."

Answer 8

Can I borrow your face? My butt is on vacation.
What? I can't hear you? What??? (It's really weird but hecka annoying)
Why are you talking out of your butt? I though that's what the mouth was for...
I've seen geeks prettier than you

Answer 9

"I think we need some water because I don't think whales can live outside of the sea."
point to the person as your doing it

Answer 10

Yo mama
choke on a chicken bone
go jump in a lake