If any of you were watching comedy in any of the previous centuries, don't be afraid to stick your oar in.
"Ooh, I remember Demogenes did a wonderful turn in the ampitheatre about a Spartan, a Hun, and the Emperor Claudius... we laughed and laughed... just before they fed him to the lions, it was, eeeeeeh."
2007-03-25 02:37:17 · 35 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
peter kay,no jokes just real life tales
2007-03-25 02:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to say the BEST comedian is Billy Connolly. Also Robin Williams would be in my top 5 comedians. I heard peter kay is good but havent really heard him and dont like his accent so might not like him.
Billy Connolly: When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
not his best jokes but most of his are long - these i got off the internet.
2007-04-01 11:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eddie Murphy, without a doubt, he is the funniest guy on the planet. Too many jokes and movies to mention, have a look at delirious and Beverly hills cop movies.
'Funny since 1981'
2007-04-01 14:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by axix9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spike Milligan
2007-04-01 05:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It has to be Chris Rock' when he says women who told you men had to get a big piece of chicken while he doesnt even know which one is it, and when he said women are the biggest liars on earth, meaning a woman can fall pregnant from any guy and she can tell him look he has your head or whatever that he wont notice.
2007-04-02 02:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by mathandashukela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ronnie Barker
Thieves broke into a local police station last night and stole all of the toilets. As yet they have nothing to go on.
Reports and coming in of a huge hole on the M4. Police are said to be looking into it.
2007-03-25 02:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stephen Wright: In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
2007-03-25 02:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
PETER KAY!!!!! without a doubt! the americans here might not have heard of him! but hes hillarious! you might not get his humour but his jokes are taking the mick out of everyday life!! and hes probs. more funny to a northerner than a southerner cos hes got that great northern sense of humour!!! search youtube for him!! the music videos he's done for comic relief are really funny too! ( (is this the way to) amarillo and (i wanna be) 500 miles!!!)
2007-04-01 07:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by emily c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodney Dangerfield one night on the Tonight Show he brought the house down when he said," You know I'm Bi-sexual. If I want sex I have to buy it." He was great in "Caddyshack" and he helped a lot of today's comedians get their start.
2007-04-01 16:48:27 · answer #9 · answered by gearjammer63670 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably Monty Python. Some of their humor is absolutely tasteless, and some I don't get at all, but most of it leaves me limp with laughter. The Cheese Shop is I think their most inspired skit.
2007-04-02 01:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eddie Murphy.
2007-04-02 01:12:02 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋