Why cant women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Question

why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
why doctors call what they do "practice"?
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
And finally, if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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Answer 1

Dude.....i like that ...LOL ....you just brighten myday with all that WHY quetions....:)

Answer 2

We can - I'm the living proof. It's just easier with your mouth open.

Hair doesn't have the same pigments that are responsible for darkening our skin.

Because I don't play the lottery - I do scratch cards. And always win.

Would you like to abbreviate it, so?

If you've been to the doctors I've been to, you'll know why they call it that.

They need the acids in lemons for the products, not to slowly kill our stomach.

I don't have a broker, so maybe I'll never know.

Because cats hunt mice for sports, they eat to survive. You don't expect them to play with their food, do you? Your cat'll be dead before you know it...

Dogs do. They can tell by the wag of their tails whether it's improved ^o)

Noah realised that there was such a thing as a food chain and was aware of what would happen if he did swat those mosquitos. Unlike some people...

In case the injection doesn't work. Otherwise, force of habit.

Because 1; it would be too expensive, 2; the plane would be too heavy to fly, 3; the black box isn't actually indestructive.

Because they're not completely made of wool.

Stuck together, but seperate living areas, perhaps?

You need to brush up on your latin lessons.

And finally; yes, someone who'd noticed!

Answer 3

i cant
our hair is thinner then our skin and when our skin tans it is trying to protect from uv
because then it wouldn't be fair
i have no idea
because he was broke at a point
that is disgusting
probably dogs and scientist watch their reaction to the food
because the elephants were mushing them
the sheep don't their fur/wull does
because each room is seperate
possibly the opposite

Answer 4

Do we ever close our mouths:))) But you are right, i open my mouth when applying mascara as well as when i apply lipstick. When driving [ this is dangerous ] should i be involved in an accident it would probably be because i grabbed for my ears instead of avoiding accident. Just plain silly:)

Answer 5

LOL! did you see Big Brother, one of the girls even had her foot on the sink while putting her Mascara on!

In her skimpy top n knickers as well!

Answer 6

Why cant women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

LOL

That is a great question, and i would love to know why!! xox

Answer 7

I do it with my mouth closed! Lol! that sounds rude I know.. for the rest of the questions, so true.

Answer 8

Very interesting...However, on the rare occassion that i wear mascara, I actually wear it with my mouth closed (lips pursed)

Answer 9

Physical impossibilty as far as I'm concerned. as for the other questions, I dont know but you gave me a real good laugh on a boring Sunday. Thanks.

Answer 10

I can put my mascara on without opening my mouth

Answer 11

congratulations. uve just managed to make life even more dificult for me. lol. but interestiing questions