What should I do?
2007-03-25 00:58:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
You need to get a large bucket of llama milk and throw it at them, because this will cause their wings to fall off. Then, you will have to kill them using only a walnut and a pair of sunglasses. This worked for me. Good luck, and SHOW THEM NO MERCY!
2007-03-25 03:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Fernando 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandfather was a dairy farmer, so I'm familiar with this problem. See if you can attach a milking machine to the udder of one of these "Pegacows" (The official dairy term for such creatures). A milker rigged up with a helium-filled weather balloon and several hundred feet of rubber tubing might work. If you can then milk at least 8 ounces of Pegacow milk into a container, the next step is to pasteurize and homogenize the milk sample (Important: Please get help from a local dairy for this crucial step!). Next drink the milk... it will give you the power of flight for 3 hours, then you can combat the Pegacows in their own aerial environment. If you still cannot defeat them, you can at least try to attach cowbells to them. This will provide advance warning to you or any other unsuspecting victim in the future so that you can seek shelter. Hope this helps!
2007-03-25 14:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by feralchilders 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed them flying hay or get them a flying bull it's up to you which one
2007-03-25 10:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by matgar 17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they are dive-bombing with cow patties, a stout open umbrella should do the trick!
2007-03-25 08:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by fatboycool 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A flying border collie is what you need.
2007-03-25 08:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if they are bulls they will force you to be their wife (yes you will have to be a wife for everyone of the bulls) then kill them in their sleep on the flying bed.But if they are females then RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY CAN KILL KILL I TELL YOU !!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA4RRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!! THEY GOT MEEEE AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
or yust spray them with a mix of llama milk, coconut milk and soy milk . They will fly in fear!!
(no im not drunk or drinking or on drugs , im 13 , theres something caled imagination DUH!!!)
2007-03-25 11:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Valentine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, first thing? Don't panic - they can smell your fear! Find a ditch and lye low until it's over.
2007-03-25 08:58:40 · answer #7 · answered by Trish 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you have any weapons, do you know any martial arts techniques?
buy a samurai sword and kill them!!!!
2007-03-25 08:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take Your Medication.................
2007-03-25 08:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
stop smoking, maybe?
2007-03-25 08:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋