Plane stupid?

Question

The Pope, a schoolboy and an unnamed American President are in a plane. Suddenly the pilot suffers a heart attack and the craft takes a nosedive. As the engines sputter, the three passengers try to stay calm.
'Well,' says the Pope, 'we have established that none of us can land this baby, so we're going to have to jump for it.'
'But there are only two parachutes,' says the boy, pointing to a pile of bundles by the exit.
Without hesitating, the American President rushes over to them, takes one and shouts: 'I am the President of the United States of America. I am the world's most powerful leader. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of my country. I have a responsibility to my people not to die.'
With that, he leaps out of the plane.
Now the Pope turns calmly to the schoolboy and says: 'I am already old. I have already lived my life as a good person and a priest. There is a place for me in heaven. I insist you take the last parachute.'
'No need,' says the boy, 'America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag...'

Answer 1

I had a schoolbag , she was good for a jump too !!

Answer 2

10/10

Answer 3

the head of countrys seem to be all a little bit thick 10/10

Answer 4

I heard this same joke late last year with Hillary Clinton as the foil, and frankly, it was far funnier. But the premise of the joke is pretty good anyway, no matter who the foil is.

Answer 5

nice 1

Answer 6

very funny lmao 10/10

Answer 7

Yes !!!! now that one was very funny !! nice one 10/10

Answer 8

a bit old but still worth a giggle.

Answer 9

I've heard it before, but it still makes me laugh, reminds me of Bush...

Answer 10

Thet is soooooooo funny!