what's your fav practical or childish joke and why?
2007-03-24 22:59:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cling film over the porcelain every time. Do it at a party and listen for the poor bugger who's so drunk he can't work out why his stream is bending in the middle, and by the time he realises it he is peeing like a horse and couldn't stop it with a jubilee clip!
Second favourite has to be those inflatable packing bags under a car's wheels. Wait until summer, pick out a soft-top, and put them under the wheels on the opposite side of the car to the driver. Poser gets in, drops the roof, selects reverse and BANG! All illusion of cool completely shattered, especially by you and 10 mates pointing and sniggering.
2007-03-24 23:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a marina or somewhere close that sells bait and get some Shad sides and put it under the front or back seat of the person that you can't stand. After even one day in the hot sun it will take them forever to get the smell out. My dad did this one to a guy who shot my dog when I was a kid. He paid this guy a hundred dollars to put a couple snakes (non-poisonous) in this guys car. When the guy came out of the bar and started driving home he freaked out so bad he actually ran into a department store window. It was in the papers and everything. He wasn't hurt but he got a DUI, had to pay for the damages to the store, and had to do some community service. Serves the d!@k head right for killing my dog. I know that's a pretty extreme practical joke but it's a true story.
2007-03-25 01:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the cling film over the toilet seat
2007-03-24 23:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by LauraMarie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Film over the toilet seat.
I'm just imagining the reaction from the ladies at my golf club!
2007-03-24 23:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by margaret w 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I like is the film
2007-03-24 23:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
film over the toilet seat-its funniest when someone is either drunk or has a massive hangover!!!
i was caught out by my brother-i went to my mums who had just bought all new dark oak furnitue and he had put one of those fake cigarette butts with the clear plastic circle on her new dining room table!! i swear my heart nearly stopped!!! i honestly thought someone had burnt it-fallen out of an ashtray maybe. i could have killed him but he found it highly amusing!!!
2007-03-24 23:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cling film on the toilet, i'm laughing to myself just thinking about it,,,
2007-03-24 23:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by Roachy 2, 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
film over the toilet seat is way funnier.
2007-03-24 23:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just pour a bottle of washing up liquid in the cistern, when they flush Bubbles every where
2007-03-24 23:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best i can remember is tying two doors together (back and front large rope) then knocking on door ( long time ago) laugh at seeing someone climb out of window to untie rope
2007-03-24 23:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋